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[Crazier]

Okay, my friend's getting married in about 3 weeks, I'm the best man, and our friend's are broke fucks.

Strippers are out of the question. Too much green. But, what is a bachelor party without lollipop tricks? This sucks. I have no idea what to do, and I'll feel bad if it's boring as shit.

Any ideas here guys??? I would fork the cash for it, but they're getting married in Vegas, so I'm already hitting $400 for the flight and hotel. I'm not Bill Gates. What do you guy's think???

Also, I've never been the best man. What kind of custom/ tradition things should I do???
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[WODIN]

Have you discussed with the groom what he wants for a bachelor party? That is part of the job. Also if you don't deliver strippers, hookers, an assortment of drugs and a donkey he gets to fuck you in the ass or watch someone else do it. His call.

 

[Y_lifter]

Does he, or do you, have any open minded female friends willing to do a freebie ???

 

[gymtime]

Is the BP in Vegas too? or just the wedding? How many guys can show up? That will make a difference. At least one stripper might be doable if enough of your cheap-ass friends show up.

As for the best man thing, you just hold the ring until the ceremony. Then you give a speech at the reception. That's it.

 

[Citruscide]

Listen Dude... you don't have to have the steriotypical bacherlor party... if you want some chick action there, bring some porn. To tell you the truth, strippers make me uncomfortable... I'm not even sure I'd want them at my bacherlor party, ya know?

C

 

[frorider6]

All I know is.... I better have some fucking strippers at my bachelor party!

 

[Crazier]

Wodin - We talked about it last night. He was pulling the 'oh dude, we don't have to really do anything spectacular routine, just get drunk and party.' But, is that really what he wants?

Y_Lifter... that's a perfect idea bro. I'm trying to get the lesbo 18 and 20 year old girl's to throw a show for us. I'm hooking up with them on Saturday night... and I'm gonna hit 'em up with it. I don't see what the big deal is.

gymtime - The party is going to be here. I guess I could always invite 'acquantainces' to get more $$$$. Right now we have about 8 guys. Last month when we threw a mean bachelor party, we had 2 girls over and it cost about $500. That person had a lot more friend's than this guy. That's the problem. As far as my responsibilities at the wedding... I should be able to handle that... I just won't start the heavy drinking til after the speech.
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[WODIN]

I like the whole lesbo show idea. You go!!!

 

[Ingram]

Go and rent the movie ‘Very bad things’ now that's a great Vegas bachelor party!

 

[gymtime]

... I just won't start the heavy drinking til after the speech.
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Big mistake. This is not a task you want to undertake while completely sober. Get 2-3 beers in you first.

 

[Crazier]

Ingram - That movie is fucking hilarious bro!!!

gymtime - Thanks for the heads up my friend!!!
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[Jimsbbc]

Ever heard of the Salad Sisters??? I heard they were the best - EVER. I also heard they got busted for too many vegetables in too many orifices

 

[gymtime]

Ingram - That movie is fucking hilarious bro!!!

gymtime - Thanks for the heads up my friend!!!
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Anytime man. I did one for my best friend many moons ago. Was a great time, yours will be too. Enjoy yourself. Just try not to beat the shit out of any of the guests ok?

 

[Crazier]

Just try not to beat the shit out of any of the guests ok?

LMAO!!!

I'll be on my best behavior... hopefully, no one will need to be taught a lesson.
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[casavant]

Listen Dude... you don't have to have the steriotypical bacherlor party... if you want some chick action there, bring some porn. To tell you the truth, strippers make me uncomfortable... I'm not even sure I'd want them at my bacherlor party, ya know?

C

Fuck strippers. I fail to see the thrill. Highly overrated.

 

[vixenbabe]

Originally posted by Y_Lifter
Does he, or do you, have any open minded female friends willing to do a freebie ???
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A PITY STRIP? Oh dear....I think I've heard eveything now.....

Buy a keg of beer and play some cards.Cheap and easy ! The guys won't give a rats ass as long as they are drunk!

The best man has to toast the bride and groom at the reception. You also have to make sure he get's to the church on time....or the bride is gonna kick your ass for sure!

 

[curling]

You are the enforcer of the rules. You give rules that he can and can't do. If h breaks the rules penalty shots mine were vodka (back when I young and use to drink) And I made the mistake of calling my fiancee which cost me 7 penatly shots in a row. Needless to say with those and everything else I drank I was toasted and they took off my clothes and left me naked the clubs bathroom(no there was anything sexual they were just being assholes.

But anyway that is your job the enforcer.

 

[Citruscide]

You are the enforcer of the rules. You give rules that he can and can't do. If h breaks the rules penalty shots mine were vodka (back when I young and use to drink) And I made the mistake of calling my fiancee which cost me 7 penatly shots in a row. Needless to say with those and everything else I drank I was toasted and they took off my clothes and left me naked the clubs bathroom(no there was anything sexual they were just being assholes.

But anyway that is your job the enforcer.

Sounds like a fraternity rather than friends taking you out for a bacherlor party... looks like I'll have to think through who exactly I want to invite to mine!

C

 

[curling]

Might as well been a frat they were all my ole surfing buddies from high school and I was only 20.

 

[Crazier]

Damn... if I just mix up Vixen's and curling's idea we have a wild fucking drunkfest!!! Sounds like you had a blast curling... and don't worry, I'm gonna be the fucking enforcer alright. I love to watch people projectile vomit because you done fucked 'em up in some games. Damn, to go back to the good ol' days. And, that's exactly what we'll do for the bachelor party.

Thanks guys!!!

Well, unless those two lil' blondes wouldn't mind putting on a little pity show of course...
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[curling]

Sounds like you had a blast curling... ]

Where did I say that?

Man, I felt so bad the next day I mean we were all sweating in our tuxes profusly(sp). And what was funny my best man(remember the enforcer) had gotten so bombed himself we found him sleeping in his truck outside the club 2 hours before my wedding. We had to throw him in the shower to wake him up and clean him up. So while he was punishing me the night before I was punishing him the day of.

 

[Crazier]

Why in the fuck would anyone have their bachelor party the night before their wedding?!?!?!

Damn!!!
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[curling]

Hey, it wasn't my idea. Ask my dickhead(always been a little slow) best man.

 

[manny78]

Y_Lifter... that's a perfect idea bro. I'm trying to get the lesbo 18 and 20 year old girl's to throw a show for us. I'm hooking up with them on Saturday night... and I'm gonna hit 'em up with it. I don't see what the big deal is.


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a lesbo show ? are you serious ?

 

[Crazier]

a lesbo show ? are you serious ?

Hopefully. I don't know if you missed my other thread, but I met this one girl from www.facethejury.com, who happens to be bi, and has a girlfriend. So, the three of us get down together. I just don't know if they're up for getting freaky in front of a crowd.
I'll let you guy's know what they say!!!
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[Citruscide]

Hopefully. I don't know if you missed my other thread, but I met this one girl from www.facethejury.com, who happens to be bi, and has a girlfriend. So, the three of us get down together. I just don't know if they're up for getting freaky in front of a crowd.
I'll let you guy's know what they say!!!
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C

 

[Crazier]

C

Yes. I have all the reason's to lie and impress you guys. I hadn't had sex in 4 months and now I have two dumb little bitches that are deprived of morals to fuck. Read my other posts and you would know who and what I am about. I don't try to come across on this board as some huge pimp. The people I consider to be friend's on this board know this. I just happen to be in a good spot right now. So, lick my taint.

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