Running in the Ghetto

biteme · Sep 25, 2003

Just got back from my mile run thru the ghetto. My town is slowly metamorphising into a drug infested, crime ridden ghetto. As I was finishing up and walking into my apartment entrance, a fat drug dealer looking dude in a black cadillac was driving by real slow and giving me the eye. The competitive nature in me wanted to say, "What the fuck are you looking at fat fuck?" And I would have except it's almost guaranteed he's packing heat. As he got out of gun range, feeling triumphant from my run, I threw my arms out to the side and said, "Don't fuck with me mother fucker"
I guess I better get a gun now.

ohashi · Sep 25, 2003

This "ghetto" that you speak off... did you have to run there?

rjl296 · Sep 25, 2003

bitme will no longer be posting, as he will be shot

biteme · Sep 25, 2003

ohashi said:
This "ghetto" that you speak off... did you have to run there?

If I want to run outside. Unless I want to drive 10 miles to a track just to run. Forget that, I don't think they'll bother me as long as they don't see me as a threat. I may have just given them a reason. Oh well, I've always wanted to cap a few thugs.

ohashi · Sep 25, 2003

Are you packing?

I know that if I ever showed up in Harlem, I would be stabbed on the spot.

biteme · Sep 25, 2003

ohashi said:
Are you packing?

I know that if I ever showed up in Harlem, I would be stabbed on the spot.

The few bad ones that I know of here, think of me as a crazy white guy. I keep to myself and I don't take shit off of them. I look them right in the eye. They know if it came down to it, I would have no trouble blowing them away. I don't bother them and they don't bother me.

ZKaudio · Sep 25, 2003

dude... like it matters if he has a gun. You could just put him in a headlock and it's all over anyway.

biteme · Sep 25, 2003

ZKaudio said:
dude... like it matters if he has a gun. You could just put him in a headlock and it's all over anyway.

Exactly. lol

ZKaudio · Sep 25, 2003

lol had to say it, that thread was pure comedy

Lao Tzu · Sep 25, 2003

how much are you paying in rent? jesus, since you got fired (i think you got fired) from your old job why not just move.

biteme · Sep 25, 2003

ZKaudio said:
lol had to say it, that thread was pure comedy

Pissed off the hardcore boxers and martial art dudes. And all of the ignorants no nothings. I loved every minute of it.

Silent Method · Sep 25, 2003

ZKaudio said:
dude... like it matters if he has a gun. You could just put him in a headlock and it's all over anyway.

THAT gets karma.

onerepmaximum · Sep 25, 2003

My wife is from the south side of Chicago. Whenever I go there and run I always set a new time to beat. I sure don't want to be somebody's pinata. I was a wrestler in high school and at 5'6" and 180 lbs. I don't feel like a punk (too much). But when 4 or 5 dudes start trippin cause your in their neighborhood, that headlock thing won't really cut it.

biteme · Sep 25, 2003

nordstrom said:
how much are you paying in rent? jesus, since you got fired (i think you got fired) from your old job why not just move.

Didn't get fired. The racist boss did. As a condition of my divorce decree, my daughter has to go to school in this district because we both lived here when we divorced. She has since moved to the outskirts of town, I will probably be relocating there also in January. But I will miss it here. I have friends that I play basketball with and workout with. Very good athletes and we have a nice health club right down the street. I will be moving to hickville with a bunch of rednecks.

Silent Method · Sep 25, 2003

onerepmaximum said:
But when 4 or 5 dudes start trippin cause your in their neighborhood, that headlock thing won't really cut it.

Or one dude that knocks your ass silly without even showing you the courtesy of squatting down and letting you even apply the headlock of death.

onerepmaximum · Sep 25, 2003

Silent Method said:
Or one dude that knocks your ass silly without even showing you the courtesy of squatting down and letting you even apply the headlock of death.

That's what I'm saying. Some people don't know that's bad ettiquette.

Silent Method · Sep 25, 2003

onerepmaximum said:
That's what I'm saying. Some people don't know that's bad ettiquette.

No shit. Those people need to LEARN how to fight.

biteme · Sep 25, 2003

Silent Method said:
Or one dude that knocks your ass silly without even showing you the courtesy of squatting down and letting you even apply the headlock of death.

Getting a little slower in my older age because I don't work on speed. I'm sure that courtesy would have to be extended some times. But remember you can get out of it once you're in it.

Silent Method · Sep 25, 2003

True, but I grow older with each day as well. If it ever goes down between us, perhaps we'll skip the niceities and I'll just lay you out cold?

JK bro, goodnight all.

biteme · Sep 25, 2003

Silent Method said:
True, but I grow older with each day as well. If it ever goes down between us, perhaps we'll skip the niceities and I'll just lay you out cold?

JK bro, goodnight all.

Goodnight and I'll probably still think I'm a badass when I'm 70,until I get the shit kicked out of me and I know it's time to carry a small arsenal.

onerepmaximum · Sep 26, 2003

Whenever you stop thinking you're a badass, it's time for the dirt nap anyways.

biteme · Sep 26, 2003

onerepmaximum said:
Whenever you stop thinking you're a badass, it's time for the dirt nap anyways.

Amen brother. Think big, believe in yourself and you can slay a giant.

Generic MALE · Sep 26, 2003

ZKaudio said:
dude... like it matters if he has a gun. You could just put him in a headlock and it's all over anyway.

Can you point me in the direction of said funny thread?

Silent Method · Sep 26, 2003

Generic MALE said:
Can you point me in the direction of said funny thread?

Boxing tall people

Gambino · Aug 29, 2005

ZKaudio said:
lol had to say it, that thread was pure comedy

were is that thread???

wootoom · Aug 29, 2005

theres way more ghetto in canada then the us lol

Gambino · Aug 29, 2005

Wootoom said:
theres way more ghetto in canada then the us lol

I'm near Ste. St. Marie, Ontario and so I'm around canadains frequently...they all talk like a bunch of mtn jacks, almost a different langauge when the get to slurring and talking fast

wootoom · Aug 29, 2005

Gambino said:
I'm near Ste. St. Marie, Ontario and so I'm around canadains frequently...they all talk like a bunch of mtn jacks, almost a different langauge when the get to slurring and talking fast

where ya to by

Gambino · Aug 29, 2005

Wootoom said:
where ya to by

wtf? english muthafucker, do you speak it?

wootoom · Aug 29, 2005

Gambino said:
wtf? english muthafucker, do you speak it?

lolol your funny bor

ziggyziggy · Aug 29, 2005

biteme said:
The few bad ones that I know of here, think of me as a crazy white guy. I keep to myself and I don't take shit off of them. I look them right in the eye. They know if it came down to it, I would have no trouble blowing them away. I don't bother them and they don't bother me.

Looks like you and I have something in common. :chomp:

Zig

hanselthecaretaker · Aug 29, 2005

It's good incentive to run fast.

needtogetaas · Aug 29, 2005

hanselthecaretaker said:
It's good incentive to run fast.

like running from the cops.

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