To clarify this, what I was trying to say was I was playing pool with some guy and a really cute chic. I had the squirts and accidentally shit my fucking pants. I didn't think it had gone thru my jeans but I really didnt know. Then the girl started to talk to the other guy about her kid shitting his pants. So I was kinda paranoid. What do you do now? Should I drop my cue stick and make it obvious"how partners, sorry but I just shit myself", or hope it was just coincedence and carry on? I went with the later, and came home and realized there was no stain thru the pants thank god! Jesus, I need a life.