Rooting for my roommate

[heavy_duty]

Once I had to go to a function in Ham-town and i was wearing a suit.
later we went to a bar---LOL the locals wanted to kick my ass---
a black dude in a suit in a cowboy bar ROTFLMAO

 

[heavy_duty]

Dude is gonna miss out man. tell him to get on it or he'll spend the next 6 months wondering why she's with "that ugly guy"

I have no idea. Don't think so - I don't recognize her.

 

[canadianhitman]

You need to give him a serious speech...something that will get him so fired up that he'll go in there just oozing confidence. You strike me as someone who has watched a ton of movies, so if you can't come up with something original, splice together some bits of inspirational speeches that you've seen in movies and alter them to fit the situation.

That, or score some methlytest tabs for him to wolf down about 1/2 hour before going in. The test overload will change him from a wallflower type to a guy who will stride in there confidently thinking "I can have any woman I want". At least, that's what test did to me when I was younger and less assertive (and it usually worked...that whole oozing confidence thing).

 

[rnch]

"this thread is useless without pics"



of both of 'em

 

[heatherrae]

Cowboy boots are typically a necessity. But you'll be my star player regardless.

Heather - Uh, are you sure? I've had a few friends' girlfriends sleize on me in the past I guess if I really think about it but those girls were bad news in the first place I think (my buddies just didn't know it or were lying to themselves about it which was hard to tell them - thanks for bringing that up) and we're hoping she's not one of those aren't we? Should I really not go? I'm not seeing it.

Well, I'm not a bad girl. I am the faithful doting sort of gf. If a guy walked in who looked like you with an average looking guy, I most likely would be paying more attention to what you said and the lust factor would be on. That doesn't mean I would sleaze on you, it is just that the focus would be on you. He would do better not to have a super hunk sitting beside him...lol.

 

[puddlemonkey]

That doesn't mean I would sleaze on you

Yes it does

 

[Nathan]

Well, I'm not a bad girl. I am the faithful doting sort of gf. If a guy walked in who looked like you with an average looking guy, I most likely would be paying more attention to what you said and the lust factor would be on. That doesn't mean I would sleaze on you, it is just that the focus would be on you. He would do better not to have a super hunk sitting beside him...lol.

I know what you're saying. And thanks. You're far too kind to me. I'm totally blushing.

ANYWAYS, wtf about I watch alot of movies? So I'm watching one now and am about to watch another. What is your point? lol. Why did you think that out of curiosity? Just never heard that one before.

The whole-hype up thing is my specialty. I'm fucking good at it if I do say so myself. Before, this same buddy of mine worked in a coffe shop at minimum wage and hated it. I told him, "Dude, you're hilarious, charming and everyone likes you. If you go into a bar and ask for a job, you'll get one and you'll make a ton more money." It took saying that a few times, but eventually he got off his ass and went to a bar I and a couple other friends used to work at so a couple guys knew him, told the boss he was cool shit and he got the job and makes more like $200 a night. He went on his own steam at another bar and got that job too. He's got skill he just has to try - I'll just have to get him psyched.

 

[Phaded]

anything happen?