Rooting for my roommate

[Nathan]

First of all, this thread totally sucks because I don't have pics but I'm given 'er anyways cause I have nothing else of import to post about. And I'm restless. And drunk. Not really on the drunk stuff but I did just shoot up a ton of heroin.

Anywho, my buddy is way into this new girl at his work and totally needs a kick in the ass. He works at a bar near where we live and we were walking past tonight and man, this girl is this Hungarian blonde who looks like she should be doing porn.

He totally didn't talk to her at all when he came back and was all, "Yeah I know I should have..." This girl will not be single in this place for much longer and he has maybe 24 more hours to work with here I figure. His 45 year old boss already got shot down - she's really damn young looking and probably no older than 20 too. Ew.

I'm going to suggest we go over tomorrow even though he isn't working. He gets really quiet around girls he's attracted to too, but then once he gets a good joke in (he's funny) he always ends up being on fire. Girls really like him - or so they tell me - he just doesn't really believe it. This'll be awesome to watch too. He'll be on cloud 9 for the next, like, forever if he succeeds here.

 

[heavy_duty]

tell your boy he has to be quick and seize the moment.

 

[heatherrae]

First of all, this thread totally sucks because I don't have pics but I'm given 'er anyways cause I have nothing else of import to post about. And I'm restless. And drunk. Not really on the drunk stuff but I did just shoot up a ton of heroin.

Anywho, my buddy is way into this new girl at his work and totally needs a kick in the ass. He works at a bar near where we live and we were walking past tonight and man, this girl is this Hungarian blonde who looks like she should be doing porn.

He totally didn't talk to her at all when he came back and was all, "Yeah I know I should have..." This girl will not be single in this place for much longer and he has maybe 24 more hours to work with here I figure. His 45 year old boss already got shot down - she's really damn young looking and probably no older than 20 too. Ew.

I'm going to suggest we go over tomorrow even though he isn't working. He gets really quiet around girls he's attracted to too, but then once he gets a good joke in (he's funny) he always ends up being on fire. Girls really like him - or so they tell me - he just doesn't really believe it. This'll be awesome to watch too. He'll be on cloud 9 for the next, like, forever if he succeeds here.

don't go with him, nathan. If the two of you go, she will most likely be so physically attracted to you that she won't like him. He better go alone or with someone less attractive than him.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Build his confidence up first, send him out with a sure thing.



Hi Heather So, um... what are you doing tomorrow?

 

[heatherrae]

Build his confidence up first, send him out with a sure thing.



Hi Heather So, um... what are you doing tomorrow?

I don't know, maybe giving birth. Wanna come cut the cord?

 

[heavy_duty]

Nate

I'll go with him, for some reason when I'm there the chances of my pals getting pussy goes up ten fold.

one thing though - I dont own cowboy boots LOL

 

[puddlemonkey]

I don't know, maybe giving birth. Wanna come cut the cord?

Not what I was getting at

 

[Nathan]

Nate

I'll go with him, for some reason when I'm there the chances of my pals getting pussy goes up ten fold.

one thing though - I dont own cowboy boots LOL

Cowboy boots are typically a necessity. But you'll be my star player regardless.

Heather - Uh, are you sure? I've had a few friends' girlfriends sleize on me in the past I guess if I really think about it but those girls were bad news in the first place I think (my buddies just didn't know it or were lying to themselves about it which was hard to tell them - thanks for bringing that up) and we're hoping she's not one of those aren't we? Should I really not go? I'm not seeing it.

 

[heavy_duty]

was she born in the 905?

 

[Nathan]

was she born in the 905?

I have no idea. Don't think so - I don't recognize her.

 

[heavy_duty]

Once I had to go to a function in Ham-town and i was wearing a suit.
later we went to a bar---LOL the locals wanted to kick my ass---
a black dude in a suit in a cowboy bar ROTFLMAO

 

[heavy_duty]

Dude is gonna miss out man. tell him to get on it or he'll spend the next 6 months wondering why she's with "that ugly guy"

I have no idea. Don't think so - I don't recognize her.

 

[canadianhitman]

You need to give him a serious speech...something that will get him so fired up that he'll go in there just oozing confidence. You strike me as someone who has watched a ton of movies, so if you can't come up with something original, splice together some bits of inspirational speeches that you've seen in movies and alter them to fit the situation.

That, or score some methlytest tabs for him to wolf down about 1/2 hour before going in. The test overload will change him from a wallflower type to a guy who will stride in there confidently thinking "I can have any woman I want". At least, that's what test did to me when I was younger and less assertive (and it usually worked...that whole oozing confidence thing).

 

[rnch]

"this thread is useless without pics"



of both of 'em

 

[heatherrae]

Cowboy boots are typically a necessity. But you'll be my star player regardless.

Heather - Uh, are you sure? I've had a few friends' girlfriends sleize on me in the past I guess if I really think about it but those girls were bad news in the first place I think (my buddies just didn't know it or were lying to themselves about it which was hard to tell them - thanks for bringing that up) and we're hoping she's not one of those aren't we? Should I really not go? I'm not seeing it.

Well, I'm not a bad girl. I am the faithful doting sort of gf. If a guy walked in who looked like you with an average looking guy, I most likely would be paying more attention to what you said and the lust factor would be on. That doesn't mean I would sleaze on you, it is just that the focus would be on you. He would do better not to have a super hunk sitting beside him...lol.

 

[puddlemonkey]

That doesn't mean I would sleaze on you

Yes it does

 

[Nathan]

Well, I'm not a bad girl. I am the faithful doting sort of gf. If a guy walked in who looked like you with an average looking guy, I most likely would be paying more attention to what you said and the lust factor would be on. That doesn't mean I would sleaze on you, it is just that the focus would be on you. He would do better not to have a super hunk sitting beside him...lol.

I know what you're saying. And thanks. You're far too kind to me. I'm totally blushing.

ANYWAYS, wtf about I watch alot of movies? So I'm watching one now and am about to watch another. What is your point? lol. Why did you think that out of curiosity? Just never heard that one before.

The whole-hype up thing is my specialty. I'm fucking good at it if I do say so myself. Before, this same buddy of mine worked in a coffe shop at minimum wage and hated it. I told him, "Dude, you're hilarious, charming and everyone likes you. If you go into a bar and ask for a job, you'll get one and you'll make a ton more money." It took saying that a few times, but eventually he got off his ass and went to a bar I and a couple other friends used to work at so a couple guys knew him, told the boss he was cool shit and he got the job and makes more like $200 a night. He went on his own steam at another bar and got that job too. He's got skill he just has to try - I'll just have to get him psyched.

 

[Phaded]

anything happen?