Romantic Rhymes

[AAP]

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with
the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
10 parts vodka, one part lime

 

[vixenbabe]

Roses are red, shit is brown,
You're still my number one ass clown!

Words can not express such distress,
Knowing you look better wearing my dress.