Roid rage- TRUE story- must read!!!

[WARBIRDWS6]

i vote not funny.

 

[oneandthesame]

I think the people offended are probably catholic or have close ties to that church or two religious fanatics who think any joke related to "the church" is in bad taste. I'm not saying your wrong to feel that way just theorizing about why some seem so offended. I thought it was funny, but I was raised a baptist catholic thumping fundamentalist. Now I believe in survival of the fittest and natural selection. I am still a theist though, but my religious faith is all but gone.

 

[pittbull2]

It wasnt that bad bros, it was a waist of space sure BUT i've seen worse

 

[_Yossarian_]

Hey, Captain Obvious, dont get your panties in a bunch. Silent Methods comment actually made reading this ridiculous thread worth while

 

[haxedout]

Brothers,

I have read that 'roid rage' is nonsense. Well, let me say, after Sunday's events, I KNOW roid rage is real, and it frightens me!

I have been on a bulking cycle of 2 grams of test a week and 200 mg anadrol a day for some months now, and I can tell you I definitely must be experiencing roid rage. Here is how it all happened-

Sunday began as always. I awoke in the morning, ate stacks of pancakes, several packs of sausages, 2 dozen eggs, and a 5-scoop shake of Joe Weider's 'Mega Mass', then donned one of my 1500 dollar Italian suits, and headed off for Sunday mass. My driver, Nobby, whisked me to the 500 year old Cathedral I attend every Sunday, and we both walked in and sat down most humbly and reverently.
As the mass commenced, I heard a voice behind me whispering, and some giggling, and simply EXPLODED in rage. I spun around, and screamed "Would you mind being silent, this is a HOUSE OF GOD, you tramp!!" in the face of the teenage girl who was the cause of this disturbance. The congregation was silent, even the priest stopped saying mass for a moment. The man in front of me turned around and gave me a most insulting look, as if I had somehow done something wrong here!
I sat shaking in rage at this pencil neck, and when that part of the mass came in which members turn to others and shake their hands, saying 'Peace of Christ', this man turned to me. I grasped his hand, began crushing it in a vice-like grip, and screaming.
It took 20 parishioners, including Nobby, to pull me off of him- I voluntarily released my grip, and he fell to the floor, his hand a lump of crushed bone.
Later, outside, as the ambulance took the fellow away, a hostile crowd of parishioners approached me. One of them, a woman who looked about 100 years old, 5 feet tall, and not a pound over 95, came at me brandishing an umbrella- she meant to strike me! Nobby saw this danger, and came rushing forward, clothes-lining the old witch with one of his stubby, massive arms- she was knocked backward so hard that she did a perfect back-flip, arse-over-tit, and fell to the cement like a rag doll. Then the priest approached us, and I punched him right in the face with the force of a wrecking ball, sending him to the ground, knocked out cold. Nobby took out his bike chain and, swinging it over his head, sent the rest of the hostile crowd running in terror.
Nobby and I got into the Rolls Royce and left the scene, as the blaring of police sirens grew near.
Those bastards! They were lucky I hadn't stuck about to press assault charges!

Brothers- what do you think- am I indeed suffering from 'roid rage'?

hahahahahah, i was believing it all till the old lady got cloth lined..hehe

 

[mvmaxx]

Hey, Captain Obvious, dont get your panties in a bunch. Silent Methods comment actually made reading this ridiculous thread worth while

 

[haxedout]

shit i can use this in my english class.. all the non juicers will believe every word.....

 

[Gokou]

Awesome story, and karma to you my friend......

It's a shame that so many of you juicers have lost your sense of humor..... I didn't know that was a side-effect of roids....thank god I'm on 1mg l-dex/day so I've been able to keep mine so far

All work and no play???? I enjoy these stories...it a break from the monotony of "How's my cycle look" posts.

Why don't you guys save your negative comments to the knuckleheads on here that post false information, or are really harming the forum community here....

Somone tryng the lighten the mood.......sorry if you feel something is wrong with that....I for one enjoy it

 

[deify]

maybe it's because you aren't throwing in enough gear.. Perhaps supplementing w/ a gram of deca and 700mgs of winny will help take that edge away.

 

[me2dammit]

You call that rage

I was coming home from the gym and some muthafucka cut me off and made me spill my skim milk all over my 500$ silk workout shirt. At the next light I got out of my car and yanked the skinny fat bastard out of his wifes camary and gave him an F5 on the pavement. The school crossing guard had some words so she got an F5 to. Some kids were pointing and laughing but I couldn't catch the rugrats, fucking FINA had me winded after 2 houses. Hopped back in the escalade(or was it the benz) and went home to take some more fina. Than I realized the fuckers had got blood on my shirt and I flew into another rage ran out the house in my boxers and preceded to fight the neighbors rottweiler to the death. I got winded diggin the fucking hole, I always have to dig the fucking hole, where is pesci when you need him. Needless to say you now what happened to the neighbor when he asked about his dog. F muthafuckin 5. And I was feeling gitty that morning you should see me when I really feel the fina!!!

I get more rage in by 8am than most people do all week. Fucking fina.