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rnch's temper, wet pants, towl snap......

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as i am back on my favored 4 to midnite shift, i spent part of this sunny/lower (for here) humidity at the local country club, tanning, soaking in the hot tub, swimming, watching the world swing by...

anyway this hairy, animal foot tattooed yankee, who resembed a toothbrush that swallowed a basketball keeps looking at me...intently... :worried:

after swimming some laps, soaking in the hot tub and showering, i come back to my deck chair to dress and leave...

i notice a wet spot on the zipper and crotch area of my favored jeans shorts. as i start to slip them on the hairy toothbrush's "companion" shakes his head right-to-left at me. i sniff the stain and it reeks of a dog kennel.

i then ask they hairy basketball swallowing yankee if he knows anything about my wet pants.

this old fart has the nerve to smile at me like a possum eating a sweet potato, and sez "that's how a new york bear says hello."

in a flash it dawns on me....this old geezer had PISSED ON MY PANTS! :mad:

i snarl back slowly (still in disbelief) "yehhHH? well this is how a SOUTHERN BOY SEZ GOOD BYEEEE!" and pop him in his naked nuts with my wet towel. :evil:

he let out a yell that would curl your hair. as he doubles over and grabs his crotch, i grab his clothes/mp3 player/shoes and hurl them all in the pool as i stalk outta dere. :artist:

was i wrong??
 
Beachboy6294 said:
WTF!!! I have never been to a CC like that!!!
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It is different where rnch lives...

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Army Vet said:
I bet rnch was listening to R Kelly songs too....
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usually i request XM radio channel 73 to be played....jazz standards mix of the '40's and '50's and 60's. :artist:
 
daddy DID say "don't eat the yellow snow where the huskies go" :lmao:
 
vixensghost said:
Well, daddy needed to educate you about suspect stains on pants too. :)
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too late.....poor man went to Heaven less than a year after finally retiring. :worried:
 
Holy shit, that's insane.

A wet towel whip to the balls is probably the best revenge ever tho.

Who the fuck does shit like that and how do they belong to a country club?
 
chewyxrage said:
Holy shit, that's insane.

A wet towel whip to the balls is probably the best revenge ever tho.

Who the fuck does shit like that and how do they belong to a country club?
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rnch attends a "Kountry Klub" kinda like "Culture Club"



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Beachboy6294 said:
No I never went but I have some friends that go late at night with their gf's and say it's great music.
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don't like the endless dance remix "queer as folk" soundtrack music that place favors.
 
The whole cruising for menz at a country club is odd enough. But a person actually pissed on someone's pants in a public locker room? That's one of the strangest things I've ever heard.

Rnch, the towel snap was fantastic. Locker room ninja material.
 
rnch said:
as i am back on my favored 4 to midnite shift, i spent part of this sunny/lower (for here) humidity at the local country club, tanning, soaking in the hot tub, swimming, watching the world swing by...

anyway this hairy, animal foot tattooed yankee, who resembed a toothbrush that swallowed a basketball keeps looking at me...intently... :worried:

after swimming some laps, soaking in the hot tub and showering, i come back to my deck chair to dress and leave...

i notice a wet spot on the zipper and crotch area of my favored jeans shorts. as i start to slip them on the hairy toothbrush's "companion" shakes his head right-to-left at me. i sniff the stain and it reeks of a dog kennel.

i then ask they hairy basketball swallowing yankee if he knows anything about my wet pants.

this old fart has the nerve to smile at me like a possum eating a sweet potato, and sez "that's how a new york bear says hello."

in a flash it dawns on me....this old geezer had PISSED ON MY PANTS! :mad:

i snarl back slowly (still in disbelief) "yehhHH? well this is how a SOUTHERN BOY SEZ GOOD BYEEEE!" and pop him in his naked nuts with my wet towel. :evil:

he let out a yell that would curl your hair. as he doubles over and grabs his crotch, i grab his clothes/mp3 player/shoes and hurl them all in the pool as i stalk outta dere. :artist:

was i wrong??
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I am ......speechless.
 
rnch, I've never said anything like this before regarding anyone's post, but this one goes into the EF Hall of Fame.
 
tks! it was merely a reflexive response to being outraged and insulted.
 
lol, you wear jorts
 
rnch said:
he's lucky i didn't bring my baseball bat.
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Ah, no shit dude. He is lucky he got away with just that punishment.

That would be cause for a battery charge depending on the mood I was in.

Luckily you handled it locker room style, owned him, and he won't embarrass himself by pursuing it further, hopefully.

This stuff can escalate quickly....
 
rnch said:
as i am back on my favored 4 to midnite shift, i spent part of this sunny/lower (for here) humidity at the local country club, tanning, soaking in the hot tub, swimming, watching the world swing by...

anyway this hairy, animal foot tattooed yankee, who resembed a toothbrush that swallowed a basketball keeps looking at me...intently... :worried:

after swimming some laps, soaking in the hot tub and showering, i come back to my deck chair to dress and leave...

i notice a wet spot on the zipper and crotch area of my favored jeans shorts. as i start to slip them on the hairy toothbrush's "companion" shakes his head right-to-left at me. i sniff the stain and it reeks of a dog kennel.

i then ask they hairy basketball swallowing yankee if he knows anything about my wet pants.

this old fart has the nerve to smile at me like a possum eating a sweet potato, and sez "that's how a new york bear says hello."

in a flash it dawns on me....this old geezer had PISSED ON MY PANTS! :mad:

i snarl back slowly (still in disbelief) "yehhHH? well this is how a SOUTHERN BOY SEZ GOOD BYEEEE!" and pop him in his naked nuts with my wet towel. :evil:

he let out a yell that would curl your hair. as he doubles over and grabs his crotch, i grab his clothes/mp3 player/shoes and hurl them all in the pool as i stalk outta dere. :artist:

was i wrong??
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They still have bath houses down there in N.O.?
 
or so i am told by peeps that frequent those places.
 
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