Retard strength

[cm3504jm]

I do volunteer work in Special Olympics and shame on those of you for making fun of these people.

basically these people have the mature body of an adult with the mind of a 7 year old. Do you remember racing your friends when you were 7? The enjoyment of winning. Thats all these folks want to experience.

Respect life and those that live it, thats all I ask.

 

[strengthmonster]

Well said cm3504jm.
Couldn't you choose a better handle though?

 

[waterboy]

retards are cool

 

[Kryp2o]

I have a friend down in Louisiana who is blind but is strong as an ox and solid build, if he ever got a hold of you while wrestling or play fighting then : "that was all she wrote".

 

[GLP]

I saw a miget up against a playmate on howard stern. THE MIDGET KICKED THE PLAYMATES ASS!

 

[beefybull]

I can vouch for 'tard strength.

Once, when I was a high school frosh, I fought a retard that was about 6'1". The kid was crazy b/c I dissed his sister in front of him. He wigged out and attacked me, but obviously being smarter I quickly put his ass down. I just barely overpowered him. Crazy shit is, now that kid is just under 7 feet tall. It'd be one for the books if we fought again.

 

[Jacob Creutzfeldt]

I don't see how someone mentally retarded can be stronger than The average person. In fact I would think a certain type of mental weakness accompanies that condition. Most forms of mental retardation impair motor skills. How far can a medaling special olympiad put a shot? Maybe the board members that get their asses kicked by the mentally retarded should try picking on quadrapalegics if they want to win a fight.

 

[beefybull]

Many mentally handicapped people can only concentrate on 1 or 2 things at a time, so they completely focus on doing that. If a 'tard decides he's gonna rip your arms off, he's gonna try his hardest.

Heard crazy stories about some 'tards from a volunteer. Many of them have 'powers' (one could climb walls like crazy, another ate a whole bedsheet, etc.).

 

[the nature boy]

Retard Strength is going to be the name of my band once I learn to sing and play the kazoo.

 

[supersizeme]

lol NB.

i'm still trying to figure out how this thread emerged from over a year and a half ago. i thought we had covered pretty much all the bases on "retard strength," but apparently there's still much, much more to be discussed.

i haven't ever used the term "retarded" to refer to strength. usually if i use that word, it's in the context of seeing a female that is "retarded fine." this is a woman who is so fine that's it's just completely retarded that someone could be that fine. like there should be laws against fineness on that level.

but i think the main thing i have gotten out of this thread, is that i, too, would like the unholy power of being able to consume an entire bedsheet. i think that would pretty much fix all that is wrong in my life.