Restaurant workers tell your horror stories.

[Doktor Bollix]

I know all types of nasty shit gets done with the food back there, I used to work as a busboy in a couple of places and did see several appetite suppressing things, like the cook fucking a burger bun, it was a joke, and a pretty funny one, but someone out there had penis on their burger bun.

I tipped a big tray of coleslaw over, and me and another guy just picked it in handfulls off the ground and threw it back in the tray, hey I was 16 years old, I thought that was hilarious.

Putting pubes in the food was pretty commonplace, allegedly, the alcoholic chef was hammered on cooking wine and barfed over some chickens he was preparing, he served them the next day, people were complimenting the piquancy of the marinade.

 

[solidj55]

I used to have anal sex with my house cat and then take my tainted penis and stick it down in a jar full of mayonaise at the place I used to work.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

I used to deliver pizzas in college and when we'd deliver to someone that never tipped wh would always shake up their 2 liter bottle of coke real well.

The pizza guy always remembers who tips and who stiffs him!

 

[grafix-GNC]

I used to have anal sex with my house cat and then take my tainted penis and stick it down in a jar full of mayonaise at the place I used to work.

you just love talking about ass-raping animals dont you?

 

[grafix-GNC]

i worked in a restaurant i was a busboy... we actually had cooks who would sneeze and spit in the food

 

[solidj55]

YES

 

[VicTusDeuS]

Some thug didnt give me no tip lass night cuz i didnt gotz no pink lemonade in da house.

Thats ok though, you could tell by his obnoxious attitude he wasn't going to tip in the first place- so I hope he had a miserable experiance at my restuarant and chooses to go to red lobster or kfc next time.

 

[sereneman]

I know all types of nasty shit gets done with the food back there, I used to work as a busboy in a couple of places and did see several appetite suppressing things, like the cook fucking a burger bun, it was a joke, and a pretty funny one, but someone out there had penis on their burger bun.

I tipped a big tray of coleslaw over, and me and another guy just picked it in handfulls off the ground and threw it back in the tray, hey I was 16 years old, I thought that was hilarious.

Putting pubes in the food was pretty commonplace, allegedly, the alcoholic chef was hammered on cooking wine and barfed over some chickens he was preparing, he served them the next day, people were complimenting the piquancy of the marinade.

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Tsk,tsk. I'm dissappointed in you Bollix. Glad I didn't eat that cole slaw. Back in highschool I had a friend that was a cook. He took a piss in the principal's chicken fried steak gravy and stirred it up.
I'm always very nice to people that work in restaurants and fast food joints. Another guy I knew used to spit tobacco juice in the Taco Bell burritos of customers that were rude.

 

[hippedy hop]

a friend of mine took a shit in the hushpuppy batter at long john silver's!


I have worked at 5 restaurants, too busy eating food and working to screw up someone's dinner. that is all!

 

[Doktor Bollix]

I never witnessed anyone being punished for being rude, the staff were way ruder than any customer, except people who sent stuff back, most of the nasty business was just for kicks.

I was at a chinese restaurant one night with friends and a guy at the next table sent his food back because it had a hair in it. When he was eating the a couple of the kitchen staff were all peering around the door at him and laughing their asses off, he couldn't see because his back was to them, I shudder to think what they just did to the poor man, he was probably pissing brown water out of his ass for a week after that.

 

[sereneman]

I never witnessed anyone being punished for being rude, the staff were way ruder than any customer, except people who sent stuff back, most of the nasty business was just for kicks.

I was at a chinese restaurant one night with friends and a guy at the next table sent his food back because it had a hair in it. When he was eating the a couple of the kitchen staff were all peering around the door at him and laughing their asses off, he couldn't see because his back was to them, I shudder to think what they just did to the poor man, he was probably pissing brown water out of his ass for a week after that.

I will never again send my food back for having a hair in it. If we only knew the things we have probably eaten.

 

[p0ink]

bollix, are you from nj?

i worked at dairy queen back when i was a sophmore in high school, and that place was dirty as hell. it was under the same ownership for like 30 years, and the building was actually once a home they converted into a DQ. in the back of the area everyone can see (stoves/fryer/ice cream cases/etc) there are back room filled with shit. cleaning supplies and mops on top of boxes of ice cream cones, powdered ice cream mix on the floor, and the floors were so dirty they were almost black. they never changed the grease in the fryers, and they would just brush off the shit that was burnt on the stoves into the big grease vats. and my lord, i will never order a milkshake again. when someone ordered a milkshake, we had to go into one of the dirty walk in freezers, and on the floor was a MOP BUCKET with tin foil barely covering it, which had the milkshake liquid mix in it. you had to use a wooden ladle they had to spoon it into the cup you were going to make the shake with. the place was sooo disgusting. i never fucked with anyone's food though, cause im not that big of a prick.

 

[Silverback316]

bollix, are you from nj?

i worked at dairy queen back when i was a sophmore in high school, and that place was dirty as hell. it was under the same ownership for like 30 years, and the building was actually once a home they converted into a DQ. in the back of the area everyone can see (stoves/fryer/ice cream cases/etc) there are back room filled with shit. cleaning supplies and mops on top of boxes of ice cream cones, powdered ice cream mix on the floor, and the floors were so dirty they were almost black. they never changed the grease in the fryers, and they would just brush off the shit that was burnt on the stoves into the big grease vats. and my lord, i will never order a milkshake again. when someone ordered a milkshake, we had to go into one of the dirty walk in freezers, and on the floor was a MOP BUCKET with tin foil barely covering it, which had the milkshake liquid mix in it. you had to use a wooden ladle they had to spoon it into the cup you were going to make the shake with. the place was sooo disgusting. i never fucked with anyone's food though, cause im not that big of a prick.

I'm so glad I eat clean now and not fast foods. That is really disturbing to hear and has ruined all those special moments I had at Dairy Queen as a young toddler.

 

[fogg88]

I've never worked in a restaurant myself, but I'll tell you something... For some reason, fast-food workers here in Phoenix really love screwing with cops' food. This first story is over 10 years old, but it was a huge deal when it happened:


Source: THE ARIZONA REPUBLIC
Headline: EATERY WORKER ARRESTED AFTER ALLEGEDLY BLOWING NOSE IN
OFFICER'S BURGER
Date: December 12, 1990 Section: Valley And State
Page: B1 Edition: Final Chaser
Length: Short : 48 lines

Author: By Abraham Kwok The Arizona Republic

Text:
A 20-year-old fast-food worker has been arrested after he allegedly blew his nose into a hamburger that he served to a Phoenix police officer and then laughed about it.

George J. Kuehme, who had been on the job for less than a week, reportedly told a co-worker, ''That's what the cop gets'' as he tainted the food, police said.

Kuehme, of the 2400 block of East Willetta Street, was accused by police of aggravated assault, adding a harmful substance to food and disorderly conduct. He was being held at a Maricopa County jail in lieu of $3,425 bail.

''This is like pulling a gun on an officer,'' said Sgt. Kevin Robinson, a Phoenix police spokesman. ''He intentionally tried to injure or provoke the officer.''

Kuehme, who declined to be interviewed Tuesday, would face up to 45 months in prison if he were charged formally and convicted of the two felonies and one misdemeanor police are recommending to prosecutors.

The incident occurred about 8:30 p.m. Monday when Officers Gary Underhill and David Duron placed an order at the drive-through window at Jack in the Box, 1001 N. 24th St., police said.

The officers left with their food, responded to a forgery call then sat down to their meals, police said.

Underhill reportedly took three bites into his hamburger when he noticed ''nasal mucus'' on his hands and face, according to Officer Leo Speliopoulos, a police spokesman.

''It was a repugnant act,'' Speliopoulos said.

Underhill and Duron returned to the restaurant and spoke to the shift manager, Aaron Gulsarry, who confronted Kuehme, police said.

Kuehme reportedly admitted the prank but offered no reason for his action, authorities said. He was immediately fired by Gulsarry.

''We are shocked and horrified at the information reported by the officer,'' said Jan McLane Rieger, a spokeswoman at Jack in the Box corporate headquarters in San Diego.

The restaurant closed early Monday night as a result of ''the commotion'' caused by the arrest, she said.

Underhill complained of stomach pains after the meal and expressed concern about catching communicable diseases, Duron wrote in his report.

Underhill, however, required no medical treatment.

 

[fogg88]

...another Phoenix fast-food worker who doesn't like cops:


Source: THE PHOENIX GAZETTE
Headline: COP'S BEEF IS NOTHING TO SPIT AT; ARBY'S EMPLOYEE ALLEGEDLY SLOBBERS ON OFFICER'S MEAL

Date: December 16, 1994 Section: Metro
Edition: Final
Page: B1 Word Count: 449

Author: By Chris Moeser, THE PHOENIX GAZETTE

Text:
Officer Joel Tranter wanted an Arby's Super but got a slobber sandwich instead.

The Phoenix police motorcycle officer ordered the roast beef sandwich Thursday night at Arby's, 119 E. Baseline Road -- then watched as an employee spit on his meal.

Tranter didn't eat. He held the drool-covered sandwich for evidence. But Vern Hancock -- another officer who arrived just before Tranter -- had already devoured his meal when Tranter made his discovery.

It was unknown whether anyone tampered with Hancock's meal. ''First they're shooting at us. Now they're spitting in our food. What else can they do?'' said Sgt. Mike Torres.

The employee, Jeremy Todd Hinrichs, 16, was detained by police and likely will be booked on suspicion of misdemeanor aggravated assault on a police officer.

He was fired pending the outcome of the investigation. Tranter pulled into the restaurant for his lunch break about 7:30 p.m. After he ordered, he watched from across the counter as Hinrichs spit on his sandwich, police said.

When Tranter confronted Shellee Murdock, another Arby's employee, she tried to confiscate the evidence, police said.

''She wanted to trade sandwiches on him and he wanted it for evidence,'' Torres said.

The incident sparked a three-hour investigation that included detectives, the night duty captain and sent Arby's officials scrambling for cover.

Joe Reddin, regional vice president of Arby's, issued a written statement on behalf of the fast-food chain.

''We apologize to our guest for any inconvenience this situation may have caused.''

In a similar incident, Officer Gary Underhill received an undisclosed settlement in 1991 from Jack In The Box after an employee admitted to blowing his nose on the officer's burger.

Underhill ate the burger.
The employee, George Juan Kuehme, pleaded guilty to a charge of aggravated assault and was sentenced to 45 days behind bars and three years' probation.

Tranter didn't speak with reporters, but Torres said the officer was ''dumbfounded'' by the incident.

As for Tranter's would-be meal, it was sealed inside a clear-plastic evidence bag and whisked away to the crime lab -- along with an identical sandwich without the drool.

The incident left some officers at the restaurant wondering how pure their food has been.

''His buddy (Hancock) ate his,'' one officer said outside the restaurant. ''God knows how many I've had in my eight years.''

Copyright 1994 Phoenix Newspapers Inc.

Accession Number: 9412280484

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

Wow, I guess shaking someone's bottle of soda is mild compared to what some people are doing. I must say that I never saw anyone intentionally do anything nasty to the food we sold.

 

[Hengst]

The 5 Second Rule.

For anything fell on the floor, if it was picked up with-in 5 seconds then it was still "good" and served. Longer than that then we threw it away.

5 seconds is actually a long time for something to be lying on the kitchen floor, if you think about it.