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remembered moments of assholeness

SoreArms

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I recently recalled a long forgotten memory. I was maybe 19 or 20, we were hanging out at a friends house, probably on a weekend night, drinking and some one showed up with some girls, one of them happened to be a bit chunky. After hours of drinking, and probably not being able to hook up with any of the other chicks, my anebriated brain thought it would be funny to be cruel and crass to this poor little chunkling. She was sitting on a couch, I walked up to her put my crotch about 2" from her face and said "so fat girl, are you gonna suck my dick!?" Some of the guys laughed, some of the guys didn't and the poor girl just sat there confused and embarrased, I'm sure. I can't recall anything else about that night, what happened after that comment, etc. but I have a feeling that I probably didn't get laid.

This has been a Remembered Moment in Assholeness

brought to you by The Monocle
 
Damn bro.. thats just bringing TONS of negative real life karma onto yourself..


Im sure in one way or another you paid dearly for that comment .
 
when i was around 14-15 I called a classmate out for wearing a pair of my pants that my mom turned into the needy shelter.
 
Gambino said:
when i was around 14-15 I called a classmate out for wearing a pair of my pants that my mom turned into the needy shelter.


Thats also fucked up.


I give all of my clothes to my brother-in-law.Every time i see the poor bastard he has on my old clothes.I feel bad for him.
 
deteras1 said:
I give all of my clothes to my brother-in-law.Every time i see the poor bastard he has on my old clothes.I feel bad for him.

Me too. Sad as shit when I think about how life can really stack up against you.
 
Me and a long time girlfriend was having rough times and she tried to patch things up by sending me flowers ... I promptly removed the card and delivered them to another girl in our apartment complex that I was trying to get with.

Didn't work though ... didn't end up with either girl.
 
The_Monocle said:
I recently recalled a long forgotten memory. I was maybe 19 or 20, we were hanging out at a friends house, probably on a weekend night, drinking and some one showed up with some girls, one of them happened to be a bit chunky. After hours of drinking, and probably not being able to hook up with any of the other chicks, my anebriated brain thought it would be funny to be cruel and crass to this poor little chunkling. She was sitting on a couch, I walked up to her put my crotch about 2" from her face and said "so fat girl, are you gonna suck my dick!?" Some of the guys laughed, some of the guys didn't and the poor girl just sat there confused and embarrased, I'm sure. I can't recall anything else about that night, what happened after that comment, etc. but I have a feeling that I probably didn't get laid.

This has been a Remembered Moment in Assholeness

brought to you by The Monocle


Damn. That's horrible.
 
I recalled one last night while talking to someone.

I had one girls in college spend the weekend reading and writing a report for another much hotter girl (her report due that monday) so I could much hotter girl to the beach for the weekend. Compounded asshole factor by not even taking her to dinner as I promised (her reward for writing the report).
 
I've done a few.

once made some younger kids at my school get in trouble by missing gym class by informing them it was 'all gluttons to the nurse' day
 
tuc biscuit said:
I've done a few.

once made some younger kids at my school get in trouble by missing gym class by informing them it was 'all gluttons to the nurse' day
WTF is "gluttons"?
 
I dont believe in karma (in a real life sense, EF k is different) you do whatever the hell you want but its what you surround yourself in that ultimately gets you in trouble.

In that case, that was fucked up dude, but I got a good laugh from it. She's probably a lesbian now thanks to you.
 
The_Monocle said:
I recently recalled a long forgotten memory. I was maybe 19 or 20, we were hanging out at a friends house, probably on a weekend night, drinking and some one showed up with some girls, one of them happened to be a bit chunky. After hours of drinking, and probably not being able to hook up with any of the other chicks, my anebriated brain thought it would be funny to be cruel and crass to this poor little chunkling. She was sitting on a couch, I walked up to her put my crotch about 2" from her face and said "so fat girl, are you gonna suck my dick!?" Some of the guys laughed, some of the guys didn't and the poor girl just sat there confused and embarrased, I'm sure. I can't recall anything else about that night, what happened after that comment, etc. but I have a feeling that I probably didn't get laid.

This has been a Remembered Moment in Assholeness

brought to you by The Monocle
:kaioken: I'm happy I wasn't there.
 
jerkbox said:
that was a dick move bro....

jerkbox is really a very sensitive guy, I remember when you posted the thread about the one kid who didn't get ice cream and boxbox was really upset about that too.

:)
 
deteras1 said:
There is definatley Karma in life.You fuck someone over and it always come back on you sooner or later.

association does not mean causation. Its other circumstances which lead to the "payback"
 
When I was a kid I took money for cutting this guy's grass. He paid first so I took off without ever cutting the grass.
 
Gambino said:
when i was around 14-15 I called a classmate out for wearing a pair of my pants that my mom turned into the needy shelter.

Dude!

You and Barnacle are going to the hell.
 
deteras1 said:
:worried: OMG!!

Your going to hell for sho!
Yeah ... I know I was reaching.

Haven't intentionally done too much fucked up things to people cuz I think it'll will come back around.
 
i put a piece of sliced cheese in my little sisters sandwich without taking that little plastic wrapper off it once...you guys need to buy some fireproof shoes for the next time you walk into church...
 
Another moment of assholeness I can recall, we were at some one elses house drinking and some other chicks came over (back then every weekend consisted of drinking and girls). I remember at some point in the night taking one of the girls shoes off and throwing them on top of the next door neighbors roof. Why I did that, I have no idea, especially since I can remember the chick being pretty attractive and wanting to get with me.

Man, I've sure been an asshole in the past, certainly not the type of person I care to associate with or think myself to be these days.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i put a piece of sliced cheese in my little sisters sandwich without taking that little plastic wrapper off it once...you guys need to buy some fireproof shoes for the next time you walk into church...
LMAO!

I dumped a whole bottle of pepper into a redneck cowboy's hat at the club one night.He picked it up and put it on his head with out noticing.........until
pepper ran all down his face.He started sneezing ,nose was running and his face turned red.The poor basard had to leave.I felt bad.
 
LOL

We were on a school trip in Boston and this lil bitch ratted us out for somethign else we did, which was also pretty bad, so we tied him to a tree in his underwear outside the motel room in the snow for a coupel fo hours. We were supposeed to cut him down earlier, but everyone was drunk and we ended going to sleep instead
 
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