Immortal Juicer
Well-known member
I drove 20 minutes out of town to a pharmacy to buy the syringes and wrote down on a piece of paper what "the vet told me to get" to give my dog his shots.
When I met my "source", I scanned the K-Mart parking lot for unmarked police cars or undercovers. I was freaking because I thought it looked like a drug deal; I pull up, he pulls up, he gets in my car. I got my 10 amps of Sustanon and clomid and my dealer started bullshitting about chicks or something and I was looking around for some cop to see us and call in the SWAT team.
Then I drove home 5 miles under the speed limit, stopped by McDonalds to have something to conceal the gear. Got to my apartment, pulled the blinds, went in my bathroom, locked the door and finally took out the gems.
HOLY SHIT!! I HAVE ANABOLIC STEROIDS!!!
"What the fuck is going to happen to me? I dont want to get too big. Yeah I do."
Sat on the toilet for about 30min before I finally put a 1 1/2" 23guage in my quad....
....AND THE REST IS MUTHERFUCKING HISTORY!
damn I would love to be able to go back and be able to talk to my newbie ass and tell him what a monumental decision he was about to make.
-"God made man, man made steroids, and steroids make gods."

When I met my "source", I scanned the K-Mart parking lot for unmarked police cars or undercovers. I was freaking because I thought it looked like a drug deal; I pull up, he pulls up, he gets in my car. I got my 10 amps of Sustanon and clomid and my dealer started bullshitting about chicks or something and I was looking around for some cop to see us and call in the SWAT team.
Then I drove home 5 miles under the speed limit, stopped by McDonalds to have something to conceal the gear. Got to my apartment, pulled the blinds, went in my bathroom, locked the door and finally took out the gems.
HOLY SHIT!! I HAVE ANABOLIC STEROIDS!!!
"What the fuck is going to happen to me? I dont want to get too big. Yeah I do."
Sat on the toilet for about 30min before I finally put a 1 1/2" 23guage in my quad....
....AND THE REST IS MUTHERFUCKING HISTORY!
damn I would love to be able to go back and be able to talk to my newbie ass and tell him what a monumental decision he was about to make.
-"God made man, man made steroids, and steroids make gods."


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