Remember the first time you saw Playboy?

[Immortal Juicer]

I was in third grade and my friend's dad had a subscription. one day after school his parents were at work so we went to his house and hit the stash.

hoooolllllyyyyy shit!

my 9 year old dick was hard for a month! i remember thinking they must have hid in a closet and taken the pictures of girls when they werent looking or something. i even tore a page out and hid it in my baseball cards - my very first whackin materiel. damn i miss those days.

innocence is lost the instant you realize playboy has articles.

 

[Ta-Shunka Minintu]

There was nothing like the first time you saw a naked woman. Your heart speeds up 100 miles per hour, your 9 year old cock gets so hard a cat could'nt even scratch it. I agree...those were the days. Too bad I'm worse now.

 

[manny78]

I think i was 8 when it first happened to me. Damn I thought I found Heaven in a poor magazine lol

 

[toga22]

LOL.......

When I was a little girl, we had the biggest yard in the neighborhood. I was the only girl and all the boys were at least 5 years older than me.

I can remember when all of those big naughty boys discovered their first playboy and were huddled together looking at the pictures. I was so mad that, yet again they were me leaving out.... Until they finally, after I had pestered them to no end, held up the centerfold for me to see, saying...."this is going to be you.."

I ran into the house in horror.....buried my head in the pillow in tears, I cried all afternoon.

LOL......Why don't I get compliments like that anymore?

 

[danielson]

LOL.......

When I was a little girl, we had the biggest yard in the neighborhood. I was the only girl and all the boys were at least 5 years older than me.

I can remember when all of those big naughty boys discovered their first playboy and were huddled together looking at the pictures. I was so mad that, yet again they were me leaving out.... Until they finally, after I had pestered them to no end, held up the centerfold for me to see, saying...."this is going to be you.."

I ran into the house in horror.....buried my head in the pillow in tears, I cried all afternoon.

LOL......Why don't I get compliments like that anymore?

why the tears though

 

[MasterMind]

LOL......Why don't I get compliments like that anymore? [/B]

*holds up a picture of a centerfold* see toga...this is gonna be you


feel better?

 

[Doctor Dbol]

When we were about 10 years old we found a stack of Playboys and Penthouse in a neighbors garbage can. It felt like we just won the lottery. We hid them under a big tree in a field and they were trashed after it rained a few times.

 

[Sexual Mustard]

aah, those were the days...and my orgasms will never again be as intense....

 

[rushx79]

I was in third grade and my friend's dad had a subscription. one day after school his parents were at work so we went to his house and hit the stash.

hoooolllllyyyyy shit!

my 9 year old dick was hard for a month! i remember thinking they must have hid in a closet and taken the pictures of girls when they werent looking or something. i even tore a page out and hid it in my baseball cards - my very first whackin materiel. damn i miss those days.

innocence is lost the instant you realize playboy has articles.

you just brought a smile to my face.. thankyou..


ahhhh memories..

 

[fiatconspiracy]

when i saw my first playboy, bush was very popular, damm those woman were hairy....

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

My dad had a collection of porn like no other.....

One day I was looking for something in our storage room, and I saw some mags in a box---(I was about 8) I started looking at them, and I was totally hooked.....don't know why---I wasn't getting off obviously, just very curious----they were straight up nasty mags too......then I told my older sister, which was 11 at the time, and we looked at them together! lol

My mom found out that we were looking at them and she got mad at us, so I would sneak and look at them in private, I was fascinated

 

[Taps]

I think I was 7 or 8. My buddy and I found a page torn out of some porno mag. It was the greatest thing on earth as far as we were concerned. lol. We were too damn chicken to hide it in either of our rooms so we burried it in an abadoned lot, wrapped in a plastic bag. Went back ever week or so to check up on it. Then about a month later, some company bought the lot, dug it up, and built a manufacturing plant there. That was the end of our porn experiences for the next 2 years, until we found kid who's older brother would buy us porn mags for $5 a pop.

Thank God the interent didn't exist then. I would have turned out to be a complete degenerate. Hehehe...

 

[toga22]

*holds up a picture of a centerfold* see toga...this is gonna be you


feel better?

LOL.......Thank's Mastermind!!

 

[doc_pup]

Envisions toga in a playboy centerfold, ah, the beauty of visual imaging

 

[AAP]

When I saw my first one, I remember thinking "What did that bitch do to her hair? Heavens!!!!!"