Relief for a black toenail?

[PWTurbofan]

Slammed my toe and the fucker turned black within 5 minutes and been throbbing the past two hours. Supposed to go out tonite but can't get dress shoes on. Chick I'm going with says I can't wear sneaks.

Bro says i need to take the pressure off the nail, and gave two options...Take a needle and heat it red-hot and pierce the nail, or take an x-acto knife and "drill" the nail by spinning the blade on the nail.

Any of y'all had this? What'd you do to get the blood out from under the nail?

 

[healother]

pick3's miracle sauce

 

[PBR]

Slammed my toe and the fucker turned black within 5 minutes and been throbbing the past two hours. Supposed to go out tonite but can't get dress shoes on. Chick I'm going with says I can't wear sneaks.

Bro says i need to take the pressure off the nail, and gave two options...Take a needle and heat it red-hot and pierce the nail, or take an x-acto knife and "drill" the nail by spinning the blade on the nail.

Any of y'all had this? What'd you do to get the blood out from under the nail?

exactly....drill a small hole in top of nail...you'll feel 1000X better bro...just go slow and stay shallow, have paper towel standing by, and sit down.

 

[rnch]

nail polish?






lol

 

[PWTurbofan]

exactly....drill a small hole in top of nail...you'll feel 1000X better bro...just go slow and stay shallow, have paper towel standing by, and sit down.

good deal bro...so you'd go with the x-acto, not the needle?

 

[PBR]

nail polish?






lol

good call bro...not much for relief, but he'll be stylin.

 

[PWTurbofan]

nail polish?






lol

lol...i was hopin that being the gimp tonite might score me some points, but maybe this is the way to go....still doesn't do jack for the pain tho!

 

[PBR]

good deal bro...so you'd go with the x-acto, not the needle?

yes...more control with depth... just spin it slowly.

 

[KillahBee]

fuck that sounds painful (the knife thing)

pics, dude!!!!

 

[PWTurbofan]

DONE!!

I opted for the needle. I started pussing out when twisting the x-acto. Nothing was happening cuz I wasn't putting any pressure on it. So I put the needle on the gas burner, made it red-hot and it made a nice sizzling sound when I put it in.

Feels better already, tho still pounding a bit. I think I broke the toe. The whole thing is swollen and purple.

Here's a pic with the needle thru my nail!

http://i18.tinypic.com/29fvw46.jpg