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last week i find out that my sister's parole was denied, so i have her son with me for another 6 months, at least.
I'm sick of having him eat all my food but then i find out that school started around here 2 weeks ago, so i can send him there and see if he can get the free breakfasts and lunch, or teach him how to snatch them.
So on friday, we go to sign him up. I had a party on thursday night for some "ladies" i know, and i don't think my nephew or I went to sleep before 4am, so i stop and get us two big coffees first.
we get to the school and they make us wait before registering. the kid says he has to take a piss, on account of all the coffee we've drank. he goes to find the bathroom and the lady starts taking our info.
the very first question, i don't know, which was what was the kid's name. I've been calling him shithead all summer, i can't even remember what his REAL name is. This bitch is getting annoyed at me and says "well what's on his birth certificate???"
i say "i'm his UNCLE, not his father". besides, my sister has screwed more men that the vietnamese welcoming comittee during the war- i doubt she knows who the kids father is.
I go and look for the kid but he's not in the bathroom or the teachers lounge or the cafeteria. I go back to the office and he's still not there so the lady is nervous now. She says 'maybe he went back to your car???'
I go to look, and she follows me, like a mother fucking hen. and there is the kid, passed out cold in the backseat. I try to wake him up but he was so tired cause during the party he was stealing people's drinks and wound up pretty fried.
so now, i have to go BACK on monday, when he's awake and hopefully this bitch isn't in the office again.
I'm sick of having him eat all my food but then i find out that school started around here 2 weeks ago, so i can send him there and see if he can get the free breakfasts and lunch, or teach him how to snatch them.
So on friday, we go to sign him up. I had a party on thursday night for some "ladies" i know, and i don't think my nephew or I went to sleep before 4am, so i stop and get us two big coffees first.
we get to the school and they make us wait before registering. the kid says he has to take a piss, on account of all the coffee we've drank. he goes to find the bathroom and the lady starts taking our info.
the very first question, i don't know, which was what was the kid's name. I've been calling him shithead all summer, i can't even remember what his REAL name is. This bitch is getting annoyed at me and says "well what's on his birth certificate???"
i say "i'm his UNCLE, not his father". besides, my sister has screwed more men that the vietnamese welcoming comittee during the war- i doubt she knows who the kids father is.
I go and look for the kid but he's not in the bathroom or the teachers lounge or the cafeteria. I go back to the office and he's still not there so the lady is nervous now. She says 'maybe he went back to your car???'
I go to look, and she follows me, like a mother fucking hen. and there is the kid, passed out cold in the backseat. I try to wake him up but he was so tired cause during the party he was stealing people's drinks and wound up pretty fried.
so now, i have to go BACK on monday, when he's awake and hopefully this bitch isn't in the office again.
