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RedScam the EF Cuckold(TM) ... wut color is your BJJ belt?

I'm sure his online persona is maxed-out.

IRL, he probably just knows a guy who watches a lot of MMA on TV.
 
I've only been doing it a couple months, so 5th degree black obviously. Helio Gracie himself has invited me to Brazil to teach him the nuances of grappling. :coffee:
 
BJJ is about the geighest thing anybody could ever do. And keep in mind this is coming from a former freestyle wrestler.
 
It's valuable to use at kicking someone's ass, without actually throwing a kick, lol.

Freestyle, or Lucha Libre?


Lol, "libre" and "free"
 
WoodyO said:
BJJ is about the geighest thing anybody could ever do. And keep in mind this is coming from a former freestyle wrestler.
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what if I roll with a woman? We have those in my school. Even with them it's not sexual. There's nothing sexual going on when someone is trying to make one or more of your joints go in a direction that nature didn't intend. But woody, at least there's no "checking the oil" move in bjj. I mean seriously.
 
miplank said:
lol@what if
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Who knows? Maybe the market for mid-30's under-educated, unemployed, hippy vegan lives-in-his-mother's-basement, talks-out-their-ass types is more vigorous than we'd think.
 
mrplunkey said:
Yeah, I think his chances of copulation (with a girl, that is) are lower than his chances of being killed by a stray asteroid.
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Fuck if only she'd let me post a pic of her, you've never had a body like what I'm hitting right now. 15 years of ballet and current yoga instructor. You're washed up dude.
 
redsamurai said:
Fuck if only she'd let me post a pic of her, you've never had a body like what I'm hitting right now. 15 years of ballet and current yoga instructor. You're washed up dude.
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yet another BS claim you can substantiate with a pic/vid

imagine that :rolleyes:
 
PICK3 said:
yet another BS claim you can substantiate with a pic/vid

imagine that :rolleyes:
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I'd basically have to ask her to let me take a pic of her holding up a sign that say's my name here or something like that, which then means I have to explain shit I don't want to explain. She's never going to let me take a picture of her and post it on the internet on a board I won't even tell her about. LMFAO, I can only imagine the reaction she would give me by just running this scenario past her. I'm kind of laughing right now thinking about it. I shouldn't be though cause it could very well mean the end of that ass for me.
 
PICK3 said:
poast up holding a sign saying "PICK3"

no face ... just the body
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again, the explanation...wad da fuk do I say to her for why she's holding up a sign and only having her body pic taken? I can't even bring this up as a joke. This is a grown woman not some 19 year old who doesn't know shit. I can already see her bitchy resting face as I stammer through that explanation. :lmao:
 
Take a picture of her while she's sleeping. Rest your nutsack on her face to cover her identity.
 
WoodyO said:
Take a picture of her while she's sleeping. Rest your nutsack on her face to cover her identity.
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hmm, I didn't think of that. I'll have to have a discussion between my good and evil halfs about this. It's a complete dick move even covering her face. On the other hand she does have a really great ass. :evil: hmmphf, this is gonna be a tough one. This goes against my every founding principle. lol
 
redsamurai said:
Fuck if only she'd let me post a pic of her, you've never had a body like what I'm hitting right now. 15 years of ballet and current yoga instructor. You're washed up dude.
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Wow, more retarded lies.

Who would have thought??????

Since you're at it, you should have made her an astronaut and particle physicist as well.
 
Lol @ rnchscam backpeddling now.

Z, SD, Mitch, Myself, and Woody are just a handful I can think of off the top of my head that have posted pics just in the last 6 months of our girlfriends/ wives.

Post up.
 
redsamurai said:
hmm, I didn't think of that. I'll have to have a discussion between my good and evil halfs about this. It's a complete dick move even covering her face. On the other hand she does have a really great ass. :evil: hmmphf, this is gonna be a tough one. This goes against my every founding principle. lol
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don't worry, you're not going to do it.
 
Take a pic of her from behind without her knowing and hold up a little piece of paper with EF written on it in the frame
 
Mine's pink. I keep it in my purse. I figure if I end up rolling around on the floor with some guy, chances are he might be into bondage too. For which I am well prepared for.
 
redsamurai said:
Fuck if only she'd let me post a pic of her, you've never had a body like what I'm hitting right now. 15 years of ballet and current yoga instructor. You're washed up dude.
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You should have introduced her to Steve Jobs. Chances are she could have cured his cancer and we would have some new Apple products rolling out by now.
 
billfred said:
You should have introduced her to Steve Jobs. Chances are she could have cured his cancer and we would have some new Apple products rolling out by now.
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I did knot see that coming.

Well played sir, well played.
 
redsamurai said:
Fuck if only she'd let me post a pic of her, you've never had a body like what I'm hitting right now. 15 years of ballet and current yoga instructor.
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Maybe Plunkey was right


Maybe the market for mid-30's under-educated, unemployed, hippy vegan lives-in-his-mother's-basement, talks-out-their-ass types is more vigorous than we'd think




:confused:
 
C'mon RedScam(TM). Please tell us more about your Yoga instructor girlfriend!

:coffee:
 
PICK3 said:
btw why did you choose teh ballet/yoga instructor imaginary gf vs say a Victoria Secret model :confused:
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Hey! I've got an idea!

She can video him while he does his challenge video with me.
 
I thought she was going to post pictures from his Malibu mansion.
 
PICK3 said:
In the back seat of the sweet base model Camry his mom cosigned for him on a lease deal?
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No fucking way he's got a sweet ride like that. He's a bus-rider for life -- and short buses at that.
 
Maybe he's doing flyovers to monitor the civil unrest in Sanford and the Internet connection on his G5 is broken.
 
Duh! What was I thinking?

If that were the case, he'd just use his other G5. Maybe his ballet/yoga instructor girlfriend likes the interior of the other one though.
 
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