Red Bull DOES give you wings

[Buddy_Christ]

so i walk into the gym today and i'm greeted by 2 people carrying these duffle bag type things. the girl says "hi, you here to work out?" uhh, yeah. "think you might need some energy later?" and i see the bag she's carrying says Red Bull on it. so i'm like, uh, yeah, probably will actually.

so she whips out a Red Bull and is like "here, try this then."

so i start remembering all the Red Bull commercials and how red bull gives you wings. i walk over to the bench, crack open the red bull, and begin to pour it on the bar from one side to another. she looks at me in shock. i grab some paper towels and wipe off the bench, then start loading up because as we all know, Monday is universal chest day.

lemme tell ya, it gave that bar wings big time. good chest workout today. it was like having a spotter when i was about to hit failure, yet it was just me. good shit.

 

[digger]

Better than drinking it, I guess.

In a cartoon, wouldn't glugging something and then sprouting wings mean it was poison and you're dead?

 

[coverguy]

Better than drinking it, I guess.

In a cartoon, wouldn't glugging something and then sprouting wings mean it was poison and you're dead?

that sounds about right. Red Bull & Vodkas do hit the spot when you're at the Blackjack table, or macking some cute honey at the club.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL too funny.

That stuff taste like shit.

 

[the nature boy]

here's a pic of supersizeme and some of his partners drinking red bull

 

[Tryn2]

Great for jager bombs....

 

[BileStew]

Crak, you SO need someone to hijack this thread because it totally fucking blows.

Better yet, have a Mod lock this bitch up.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Crak, you SO need someone to hijack this thread because it totally fucking blows.

Better yet, have a Mod lock this bitch up.

don't make me break out a STFU Bitch on you.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

here's a pic of supersizeme and some of his partners drinking red bull

Oh man that is disturbing

 

[BileStew]

don't make me break out a STFU Bitch on you.

Bring it you John Denver on thorazine looking pyschophant.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Bring it you John Denver on thorazine looking pyschophant.

bro, thanks for the compliment! i don't get enough of them.

 

[jerkbox]

put some vodka in that shit

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Bring it you John Denver on thorazine looking pyschophant.

 

[-SD-]

here's a pic of supersizeme and some of his partners drinking red bull

Best pic eva.

 

[BileStew]

here's a pic of supersizeme and some of his partners drinking red bull

Who is the dude standing next to Powder, 2nd from the right...Ernie Reyes Jr. from "The Last Dragon" fame?

 

[Pamela]

Is this the kind of wings your talking about?


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=23090

 

[pitbullstl]

I don't know about Red Bull, but that EAS Piranah shit killed an hour of my workout. I saw a bro I hadn't seen in awhile, and lost the ability to end a conversation in a timely fashion, after slamming one of those before walking into the gym.

 

[Mr. dB]

so i walk into the gym today and i'm greeted by 2 people carrying these duffle bag type things. the girl says "hi, you here to work out?" uhh, yeah. "think you might need some energy later?" and i see the bag she's carrying says Red Bull on it. so i'm like, uh, yeah, probably will actually.

Was there a blue & gray Suzuki Samurai in the parking lot with a huge Red Bull can on the back? Those Red Bull girls with the backpacks are everywhere. I always ask if they have any sugar free, and they usually come through for me. It's not any nastier than the regular Red Bull.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Was there a blue & gray Suzuki Samurai in the parking lot with a huge Red Bull can on the back? Those Red Bull girls with the backpacks are everywhere. I always ask if they have any sugar free, and they usually come through for me. It's not any nastier than the regular Red Bull.

no Red Bull Samurai in the parking lot.

speaking of the Suzuki Samurai, my buddy had one and we swapped cars for a weekend. i took that piece of crap offroading in the desert through an area i had been dirt bike riding before. was kinda fun when i hit a section of whooops...i had that thing skipping over them just a dirt bike

 

[Lumberg]

Those Red Bull girls with the backpacks are everywhere. I always ask if they have any sugar free, and they usually come through for me. It's not any nastier than the regular Red Bull.

Werd

 

[PHATchik]

Great for jager bombs....

Ooh, let's not talk about those right now. The one I had the other night was the final straw in my little drinking binge.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Ooh, let's not talk about those right now. The one I had the other night was the final straw in my little drinking binge.

 

[PHATchik]

Howdy.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Howdy.

can you write me a rough draft of my final paper for my english comp 2 class? the paper is due thursday, but i need to have a rough draft tomorrow for class.

 

[PHATchik]

can you write me a rough draft of my final paper for my english comp 2 class? the paper is due thursday, but i need to have a rough draft tomorrow for class.

Hmm, would it be worth my while? I don't come cheap you know.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Hmm, would it be worth my while? I don't come cheap you know.

well, there's 3 essays, and i need to read all 3 of them to determine which one my paper will be on. then, i must construct a 4-5 page arguement on whether i feel the essay i chose is persuasive or not. double spaced.

i think the professor will know it wasn't me, unless you can occasionally make the pronouns disagree. then he'll be assured it was my writing.

 

[PHATchik]

well, there's 3 essays, and i need to read all 3 of them to determine which one my paper will be on. then, i must construct a 4-5 page arguement on whether i feel the essay i chose is persuasive or not. double spaced.

i think the professor will know it wasn't me, unless you can occasionally make the pronouns disagree. then he'll be assured it was my writing.

Well, I'm pretty positive, based on that answer, that there is no way in hell you could make it worth my while.

Plus, I spent the afternoon grading my mom's English students' papers. That was hell enough. Plus, I'm a lot harder grader than she is, but this is their first paper, so she told them she would grade more leniently on this one than in the future. In other words, the grade she gave them didn't equal all the red marks on their papers that I left.

But you have fun now, you hear?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Well, I'm pretty positive, based on that answer, that there is no way in hell you could make it worth my while.

Plus, I spent the afternoon grading my mom's English students' papers. That was hell enough. Plus, I'm a lot harder grader than she is, but this is their first paper, so she told them she would grade more leniently on this one than in the future. In other words, the grade she gave them didn't equal all the red marks on their papers that I left.

But you have fun now, you hear?

you just lost any chance of a phone call from me.

school is already in session down there? like, non-college?

 

[PHATchik]

you just lost any chance of a phone call from me.

school is already in session down there? like, non-college?

In my hometown, it started on the 2nd. Most other places started a week later. College starts the 30th.

And who says I want a phone call anyway? HMMMM?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

In my hometown, it started on the 2nd. Most other places started a week later. College starts the 30th.

And who says I want a phone call anyway? HMMMM?

oh yeah, i forgot, you're in Tennessee...they need to start the school year in early august and end it in late june as it takes that long for some kids to get it all down...

now i'm sure you'd love a phone call so you could yell at me.

 

[UA_Iron]

I slammed 2 sugar free red bulls today. Anyone who says they are gross is wrong.

BTW, I am a superb essay writer

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I slammed 2 sugar free red bulls today. Anyone who says they are gross is wrong.

BTW, I am a superb essay writer

never had a red bull.


my first essay for this class netted me an A. the second one i only got a B, and most of it was my pronoun disagreement. well hell, i was confused enough already just trying to write that paper. we watched 4 documentaries in class (i had to miss 2 of them due to personal business) and had to choose one to write a paper on. so i chose the one about the chick that wanted to be a guy and was trans-gendered, cause the other one i saw was boring as fuck. so yeah, i was confused just writing the paper. i never knew whether to put he or she, or him or her, or his or hers, so it's no wonder i had problems with other stuff.

 

[UA_Iron]

yeah, 2nd semester college english is better than first semester in my opinion. I would just break down the 3 essays, do an outline for each paragraph you'll write and then expand from there with supporting details. Throw in a bunch of outside sources from the internet and site them of course. A lot of teachers are format sticklers. If you can get the format down then that at least guarantees you a decent grade.

My english 102 teacher made us write an essay using the first person "I." Man that was one of the hardest essays I had to write.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

no research on this paper actually. the last one involved some research, but he was cool with us pulling internet research.

i'll end up picking the paper that bores me the least and has blatently obvious points so i can expand from there. i just don't wanna do it. last class is thursday and that's when the final paper is due. then 1 week off, back into a full semester again.