Reasons why Citruscide Hates Citruscide

[Citruscide]

Ok, first off... I just have to say I'm a son of a bitch...

1. He claims to be an attorney... but how do we really know? I mean, he posts up all this stuff about the law that is dead on the nail... but how do we KNOW he's an attorney... I mean, I'd like to see his ARDC registration number, law degree and transcript...

2. He hates getting fucked over by women.. .I LOVE IT!! HE MUST BE GAY!

3. He's really really really gay

4. He's got a tattoo... that means he's gay

5. He claims to be ripped and jacked? I mean, sure, he has about 10 pictures of himself in his EF Gally and even has one in his AVATAR... but how do we KNOW it is REALLY him?!? Oh, he's gay.

6. Now he's a personal trainer ALL THE SUDDEN?!? After a 2 months of posting on the training board that he is working on his NESTA and ISSA PT Certs he ALL THE SUDDEN got them?!! I mean, it's ALL SUDDEN... I don't understand??? He's sooo gay.

7. He doens't like women... I think he's gay...

8. If he is so educated, and ripped... why does he post so much on here??? I mean, yeah, he likes helping people on the training board and works from home as a contract attorney... but come on... he's POSTING!! He must be lying...

9. If Citruscide posts here... he must be gay...

10. Where was I??? Oh yeah.... he's gay...

I realize that I'm a 16 year old boy.. .I mean YOU YOU are a 16 year old boy who has nothing else better to do... and that Buck is playing with seals... or wants to be one... ok, he's gay... but I'm thinking Citruscide is gay...

Citrus -- an original piece....

 

[saint808]

i don't have anything against homosexuals... i just don't like you because you are a dick.

 

[XBiker]

I knew you were gay.

You've been IM'g with AAP again, haven't you?

Dirty HO!

 

[Bullit]

I agree.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

C,

You're a clown man. It's guys like you that make me happy that I came to Elite in the first place. I know the real deal. I can feel people out fairly well. You viewpoints are solid in the way that you can defend yourself from all angles. It is a very imperative quality in for an attorney as well as any person who is looking to succeed in any area in life having to deal with personalbility. I have an idea of who you are and for whoever doesn't misses out. Life is short brother, people who do not belive are either jealous or naive. Leave them behind. lol. The real brothers know.

 

[Puc]

you're right about the gay part imho...

 

[Citruscide]

C,

You're a clown man. It's guys like you that make me happy that I came to Elite in the first place. I know the real deal. I can feel people out fairly well. You viewpoints are solid in the way that you can defend yourself from all angles. It is a very imperative quality in for an attorney as well as any person who is looking to succeed in any area in life having to deal with personalbility. I have an idea of who you are and for whoever doesn't misses out. Life is short brother, people who do not belive are either jealous or naive. Leave them behind. lol. The real brothers know.

That's the nicest thing someone has said to me since the guy at Gap said I had a great ass!!!

Citrus

 

[flex123]

your gay? I didn't know this bro! You sure your gay man? I mean I figured you just....ah i GIVE UP....if you say it's so it must be so...

 

[Stryc-9]

...the guy at Gap said I had a great ass!!!

Citrus

He says that to all the boys!

 

[SofaGeorge]

How do we know C-ditty isn't just faking being gay?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I'm not sure if Kronk was kidding in the other thread about beastboy, but I can guarantee you that he didn't write that post.

 

[Citruscide]

How do we know C-ditty isn't just faking being gay?

True... true... but that is why Citruscide hates Citruscide soo much!!

Citrus

 

[Citruscide]

I'm not sure if Kronk was kidding in the other thread about beastboy, but I can guarantee you that he didn't write that post.

Guarantee??! Hey, I can shit in a box and slap guarantee on it, but at the end of the day all you have is a box of crap with a guarantee... -- Tommy Boy.

Hey, I'm just having some fun, i'm sure they were... I mean... who could hate Citruscide??? Come on'... COME ON'!!!

Citrus

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Citruscide is definitely a faggot. I was next in line to sit on santa's lap and he was sitting on santa's lap for half an hour rocking back and forth on his leg begging for anal beads and a subscription to "Men in Uniform" and an inflatable llama.

 

[flex123]

Guarantee??! Hey, I can shit in a box and slap guarantee on it, but at the end of the day all you have is a box of crap with a guarantee... -- Tommy Boy.

Citrus

I'm a big fan of that flick so I'll make the needed corrections.

If you want a Guarantee...I can shit in a box and slap a guarantee on it...but by the end of the day all you'll have a guaranted peice of shit..

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Should I have been more frightened by C-ditty's actions or the fact that when it was my turn santa had a huge boner?

 

[Citruscide]

Should I have been more frightened by C-ditty's actions or the fact that when it was my turn santa had a huge boner?

I think you should sit on my lap... that's what I think you should do...

Citrus

 

[PolishHammer1977]

BTW Sailor Girl,

Not too shabby over there.



Hammer

 

[sigweed]

you seem to have serious issues with your underlying gayness

 

[circusgirl]

That's the nicest thing someone has said to me since the guy at Gap said I had a great ass!!!

Citrus

ah citrus, we need to see some piccies of your rear to judge for ourselves then!

 

[sigweed]

ah citrus, we need to see some piccies of your rear to judge for ourselves then!

please no

 

[Stryc-9]

Well if you do post some butt shots...don't be all gay about it.

 

[grlpwrd]

Like I posted in another thread..what happened to the real Citruscide??? LOL J/K

...this is not some practical joke like with Paulos' pics and the Subway diet is it??? You may have lost some credibility with that one... but even so it's nice to see the softer side of C even if it is a fleeting phase.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

I think you should sit on my lap... that's what I think you should do...

Citrus

Sit on it? Shit, it's the holidays...........I could at least give you a little dance.

 

[Fleshcrawl]

ok

 

[Sailor_Girl]

ok

uh huh

 

[danish424]

You're not ripped or jacked. Otherwise all true

 

[Sociopathic Ubermensch]

these threads are terrific... Rah Rah Rah Go Team Go

 

[Citruscide]

You're not ripped or jacked. Otherwise all true

Nawww.. A simple 6'1" 240lbs and around 12%BF... ... probably a little less now, as I can see some abdominal lines starting to appear... ahh well...

IMO Ripped and Jacked is 280+ at under 10%... Bfold is not jacked , IMO...

Citrus