Real Fat/Cellulite Burners

[SuperVixen]

Thought I'd share my research on how to get rid of ugly cellulite and fat in general. Diet and cardio only seem to go so far for some of us seeking the ultra ripped body. The following methods come mainly from the archives of the great Dan Duchaine, in his "Dirty Dieting Newsletters" which are no longer in print. Also from his book, Body Opus.

Use your own discretion when employing these methods as they do involve drugs which may or may not be legal in your country. This info is for entertainment value only. (Although I must say, it works!)

First, all of us women (and men) would get a bit leaner if estrogen levels were not so damn high. A simple little drug called Tamoxifen Citrate (brand name Novaldex) of 10 mg every day for the rest of your lean life. This is an estrogen blocker. If you have the female pattern fat (butt, thighs and hips) this drug blocks estrogen that puts the fat in those areas (to greatly simplify things). It helps!

Spot Reduction:
Yes, you can spot reduce with the use of a few different pharmaceuticals. First, being Primobolan injected subcutaneously with an insulin syringe into the offending fat deposit. Or crushing up some Primo tabs and adding them to your Yohimburn cream or just in DMSO. Another method is adding clen tabs to your Yohimburn or DMSO.
Another spot reducing mix is using injectable albuterol with a phosphodiesterase inhibitor such as Amrinene or Milrinone (which I have searched extensivly for and never find).
You can also inject liquid theophylline or caffiene into the fat. Basically, most all liquid types of asthma medications will work.

However, these drugs release the fat held in the cells but you better get off your bum and go do some high intensity aerobics while the fat is in your blood stream so that it does not get redeposited somewhere else.

I have used injectable albuterol, Yohimburn with crushed Clen pills and have had miraculous results.

If you want more detailed scientific explanations I suggest you purchase the Dirty Dieting Newsletters at qfac.com

I have yet to try T3 or T4 topical creams. Any input from those who have tried is appreciated.

(I'm hardly ever on these boards, although I've been a member off and on since it's conception- so your questions to me will probably go unanswered. Hey I'm off researching how to beat the war on fat..hehehee will post my findings...)

 

[MS]

Hmmmmm well I know for a fact that Tamoxifen won't do diddly squat for hip, butt and thigh fat, though it blocks the estrogen receptors in breast tissue with high affinity.

Many of the asthma meds mentioned will cause local diuresis and little else (certainly not fat mobilization) and systemic side effects. Yohimbine may or may not help...it's hard to target it locally despite all the hype you may hear. DMSO would certainly be a poor choice for local targeting. Yohimbine needs to be used when insulin is low. I don't know anything about local Primobolan injections. I too would like to see some scientific references for that one!
Both caffeine and theophylline are also phosphodiesterase inhibitors and should be used with any of the beta 2 adrenergic agonists mentioned whether you go with orals or topicals. But this combo will not target estrogenic fat and may in some cases actually impede fat loss efforst in these areas.

The absolute best way to rid yourself of cellulite is to either have your ovaries removed followed by a clean diet and exercise program, or take reasonable doses of AAS. Any other method is still going to require a woman to get to very low bodyfat levels with intense exercise and clean diet.

DD was a forward thinker, no doubt about it, but he was not always right (especially when it comes to female BBs).

 

[jnuts]

Yohimbine needs to be used when insulin is low.

Does this mean Yohimbine would only be effective in a diet that is low in carbs? On a refeed/carb-up day, Yohimbine's effects would be minimal? Right? Or am I really wrong?

thanks!

 

[MS]

You should not be using ANY thermogenic/fat burning supplements on high carb refeed days, including yohimbine. Not only do carbs reduce the fat-burning effects of these drugs, but the drugs will reduce the effectiveness of the carb-up. You will get the most out of all of them when insulin levels are low (eg FTITM or on a keto diet, or at least an hour before mixed meals containing small amounts of low GI carbs etc....).