Ready for the resolutioners?

[MFMan]

Every year at the same time they crowd the gyms in hopes of loosing the ole holiday gut. And every year its the same people in my gym. And every year its the same thing. But on the upside its said that gyms highest grossing point for memberships is between Jan-Mar.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

I take off most of January because I hate the resolution crew that much!

 

[breathinbleedout]

Yhea, I pretty much take december and jan off...you know its the winter bulk up time

 

[randyjones]

I love to laugh at those fat fools.makes me feel like a king.

 

[EnderJE]

I've gotten used to it now. Although, I find it a little funny when they start spewing advice from the latest fitness magazines.

"Hey you. Squats are bad for knees and the cage was made for curling 45 lbs."

ARGH!

 

[mynameis66]

Some of the funniest stuff I see has to be during the resolution season. I see all these new faces at the gym, most of them either being 14-18 males being too skinny trying to be like ronnie coleman. They usually come with their crews too. Do couple of bench press then puff up like a freaking rooster or something.

Then there are those old people/hippie types, they try to do their "out of the boxes" workouts. Basically some weird shit that no one has ever seen before. Story time:
I was doing bench press, after finished my set I sat up, low and behold I see this middle aged, decent sized woman trying to do splits to stretch her legs with her ass facing me, and her back bent parallel to the ground. I don't know what happens next but she basically trips, and on the process takes about 4-5 steps backwards and falls right back on bench I was sitting on. She almost took out my dick during that whole escapade too. At first I just smiled at her, she smiled back, sort of in a embarrasing manor, when I saw that, I started to laugh really loud. She turns RED, and walks away really fast.

 

[ohashi]

I think I'm gonna love my college gym this January.

 

[Jay Sean Juggy D]

i quit smoking feel great!!!

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

I think I'm gonna love my college gym this January.

my gym at school has been abnormally packed already this year, and it's just going to be atrocious once these resolutioners come in. i'm gonna need to start lifting at 6am or something to avoid the BS.