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GoldenDelicious

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my dad just bought a new television, and it happens to have a port on it so that you can plug your computer into it and so use your computer as your DVD player/mpeg player whatever. anyway, i go over with a spare computer i built out of spare parts, plus a wireless keyboard/mouse etc etc and figure, hey, ill set this machine up so that everyone can watch all their downloaded episodes of futurama/earl/whatever in 53 inch goodness.

nice guy, hey :)

so, im demonstrating how the computer works to a friend i had invited over, as well as to my sister, trying to find a video file - ANY video file - to play on the screen and demonstrate, since i hadnt reformatted the drive since ripping it out of the old secondhand machine i had got it out of (not my machine. really.), finally lose patience, and search for all video files on the drive

youre not going to believe what fucking file was found on that fucking drive, and was on the top of the list with a fucking thumbnail icon

NAVY GIRLS LOVE SEMEN.

i wanted to fucking die.

some busted up, 6 year old 10 gig piece of shit drive from some busted arse computer from God knows where out of a pile of scrap machines i collected over the years (i help people build new computers and have boxes of leftover parts/crap) and the one with a working operating system has a fucking porno on it.

with a thumbnail.

me = unlucky :(

im going to red the first person to say it was my fucking porno by the way :mad:
 
It could have been gay (or child) porn! Consider yourself lucky.
 
alien amp pharm said:
BUMP for info on GD's sister

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my sister is related to me, and therefore, looks very good ;)

definitely out of any of your leagues. aap, she would point and laugh at you, and thats before you even tried to game her ;) after that, shed probably need an oxygen mask and resucitation from her hysterics :lmao:

also, shes married, so piss off
 
GoldenDelicious said:
my sister is related to me, and therefore, looks very good ;)

definitely out of any of your leagues. aap, she would point and laugh at you, and thats before you even tried to game her ;) after that, shed probably need an oxygen mask and resucitation from her hysterics :lmao:

also, shes married, so piss off
I could convince her to violate a ten commandment....K for your sister's digits...





You know better than to mention a female on an EF thread, especially a legal age daughter or sister....
 
Pardon my intrusion, but I must tell you all, I have begun to rip hardcore ass and it smells worse than the country Pakistan.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
my sister is related to me, and therefore, looks very good ;)

definitely out of any of your leagues. aap, she would point and laugh at you, and thats before you even tried to game her ;) after that, shed probably need an oxygen mask and resucitation from her hysterics :lmao:

also, shes married, so piss off


can she press a wish in the coffee cup with her nose?
 
did you finally watch the porno with your family while explaining the new computer-TV set up?


:worried:
 
new 53" tv = $2300
old makeshift apple computer = $16 and some change
gas for the drive to dads = $4.50



getting busted in front of your family and friends for having 1980's porn on the hard drive.........priceless!
 
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