random thoughts

[stilleto]

we share bodyfluid with people who you wouldn't let borrow your toothbrush.

I don't understand why very dark black people get tatoos. you can't see them.

i have about 6 books that I need to read. They are just standing in line, waiting for me. One i have to order today- "the elements of style".

why do fat women insist on wearing shorts in the summer? ok, you don't have great legs- thats fine, but why not wear short pants? are they really THAT much cooler in shorts that its worth going out looking horrible?

My boss yelled at me because I didn't check my work email over the weekend. not that i was expecting anything, he just feels that I don't care about work if i'm not checking my stupid email all the time.

 

[pintoca]

racist!

 

[Spartacus]

why does sour cream have an expiration date?

 

[stilleto]

why does sour cream have an expiration date?

like bleu cheese... i don't know.

 

[Spartacus]

blue cheese is my favorite

 

[heatherrae]

You should get a book about how to stop procrastinating and sit it beside the other ones you haven't read. =-)

 

[stilleto]

blue cheese is my favorite

me too. i have a recipe for an awesome blue cheese/sun dried tomato fajita.
well its not really a recipe, more like instructions.

 

[HumorMe]

why does sour cream have an expiration date?

I guess it means it will go good on that date.

 

[hamstershaver]

i love fat women in short shorts, is there something wrong with me?

 

[stilleto]

I guess it means it will go good on that date.

i wish i had an expiration date like that.
i'm bad. very baaaaaaaaaaaaad.

 

[eat big]

I think all this metaphysical philosiphizing will get you nowhere. Now go make me a sammich.

 

[pintoca]

Do mushrooms get mold on them?

 

[stilleto]

I think all this metaphysical philosiphizing will get you nowhere. Now go make me a sammich.

I think you got that backwards, boy.

 

[c00per]

Why do psychics advertize that they are having a psychic convention?

 

[stilleto]

Why do psychics advertize that they are having a psychic convention?

i knew the answer to that before you posted the question.

 

[pintoca]

i knew the answer to that before you posted the question.

AAP would love that

 

[Longhorn85]

If you like to eat cow tongue, how do you know when you are finished what's in your mouth?

 

[c00per]

i knew the answer to that before you posted the question.

I knew you did, but I posted anyway because I knew that Pinto needed something to reply to.

 

[Spartacus]

If you like to eat cow tongue, how do you know when you are finished what's in your mouth?

oh man

 

[Spartacus]

somebody else take that one
I have other threads to visit

 

[HumorMe]

I knew you did, but I posted anyway because I knew that Pinto needed something to reply to.

@ your avatar.

 

[stilleto]

I knew you did, but I posted anyway because I knew that Pinto needed something to reply to.

that was nice of you to keep him entertained. now that he's 50, he gets bored easily.

 

[heatherrae]

I saw a blind man leaving the DMV the other day. WTF was he doing in there?

 

[c00per]

that was nice of you to keep him entertained. now that he's 50, he gets bored easily.

It's hard to tell how old he is with that big old sombrero he is sporting these days. Probably has a wicked comb-over going on underneath.

 

[stilleto]

It's hard to tell how old he is with that big old sombrero he is sporting these days. Probably has a wicked comb-over going on underneath.

i don't think he has enough to make a comb-over...

 

[c00per]

i don't think he has enough to make a comb-over...

Maybe he just sweeps it all up from his ass.
Parted at the waist, ofcourse.

 

[Spartacus]

coop's on a roll

 

[stilleto]

Maybe he just sweeps it all up from his ass.
Parted at the waist, ofcourse.

you're a smart cat, you know?

 

[Spartacus]

in all the excitement
don't forget to pass around them green hits

 

[c00per]

you're a smart cat, you know?

My cat is the smart one.
Taking him to Vegas after he masters counting cards.

 

[eat big]

Another random thought, does the carpet match the drapes?

 

[Spartacus]

Another random thought, does the carpet match the drapes?

she has hardwood floors

 

[stilleto]

she has hardwood floors

dude, he's way too young to discuss flooring.

 

[Spartacus]

when I water my lawn I intentionally angle the sprinkler to get the side walk good too

 

[stilleto]

when I water my lawn I intentionally angle the sprinkler to get the side walk good too

you know what pintoca always says..."grass doesn't grow on a busy street."

 

[jenscats5]

Snakes don't have arms, that's why they don't wear vests....

 

[AAP]

AAP would love that

I told her the answer in a PM before he posted that.

 

[heatherrae]

Snakes don't have arms, that's why they don't wear vests....

Damn, now I'm going to have to throw out all those little vests that I made and try to make my millions some other way.

 

[JayC9]

Why is it in every plane crash picture there’s always a children’s doll hanging from an overhead compartment?