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velvett

Elite Mentor
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1 - What is the female equivalent to - "bro"?

Yo bro,
So sorry bro,
Hey, bro what's up?

Please don't tell me it's something like - "sis".



2- Does anyone in the position to care realize what a pain in the ass it is to go back to your *general doctor* to get a referral to your *specialist doctor* every other appointment that you have already been seeing?

You have a doctor's appt for what? To dialog?

Oh Hi - Hi

Anything wrong?
No.

How can I help you today?
I need a referral to these two doctors.

Anything else?
I have headache but otherwise everything's normal.


The Doctor will have more paper work to fill out for your 7-minute conversation then if they'd send the referral straight away in the first place.


POOIE!

3 - Why is it that when involved in a large project involving many different people and companies it is always the sole woman they make to be responsible to make sure everyone is doing their job?

Do I look like your momma to you?
 
1---I would think it would be girl...or something like that.

What's up girl?
Hey, girl...how's it going?

2---I know exactly what you mean...it's really ridiculous.

3---Because the women are more responsible about that type of stuff! :) hehe.
 
1. There is no equivalent. Women are incapable of forming those kinds of friendships with each other. They'd prefer to be petty and jealous about their friends. This is why so many girls date guys just to show them off to friends.


2. Because doctors are slaves to pharmaceutcial companies and whores of insurance companies.

3. You don't look like my Mom. But you both have Long Island accents.
 
So rational and straight to the point - thanks Nightfly.




Another question:


4 - Ever just suffer from unexpected anxiety? It just POP hits ya out of nowhere, your concentration is shot, nerves shot, calm rational thinking - gone, heart races, tongue dry.

:(
 
1. 'babe'/'babes'.....or diva (according to the fresh prince of bel air :D) ?
 
velvett said:


Another question:


4 - Ever just suffer from unexpected anxiety? It just POP hits ya out of nowhere, your concentration is shot, nerves shot, calm rational thinking - gone, heart races, tongue dry.

:(
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Yep, anytime I'm around beautiful women.:) :confused:
 
Matt -

Way too many emotional responses to those answers.

1- That's damn sad.
2 - There's always someone f***ing or sucking someone somewhere. (I love that quote)
3 - Heh. MORE! that's all I have to say.
 
velvett said:
So rational and straight to the point - thanks Nightfly.




Another question:


4 - Ever just suffer from unexpected anxiety? It just POP hits ya out of nowhere, your concentration is shot, nerves shot, calm rational thinking - gone, heart races, tongue dry.

:(
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My pleasure!

Yes, I do suffer from that sometimes. I can think I'm so in control...and then BAM....everything is turned upside down. It drives me crazy, and I can't stand it!
 
velvett said:
Hmmmmmmmm

Babe...




Big - kinda hard to talk when your tongue is stuck to roof of your mouth, eh?
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DUH-HUH, but I generally get over it.:)


That, or pick them up and carry them off.:D
 
p.s. i love the cow, its your best one :)

i cant explain why but it makes me laugh
 
danielson said:
p.s. i love the cow, its your best one :)

i cant explain why but it makes me laugh
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It's the eyes.
A cow you could really get eye to eye with.

Come on baby stare into my BIG BIG innocent eyes.


Either that or "Yo, you gonna pull my tail or what?"


YAH!

MOO!
 
velvett said:



It's the eyes.
A cow you could really get eye to eye with.

Come on baby stare into my BIG BIG innocent eyes.


Either that or "Yo, you gonna pull my tail or what?"


YAH!

MOO!
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:lmao: :lmao:

:D :p :D
 
velvett said:
3 - Heh. MORE! that's all I have to say.
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Ask and you shall receive.
 
1. Babe
2. Don't know. I just apply mud to my wounds and see a shaman for illnesses that last over a month.
3. Women are generally more organized than us brute men. Women are the cornerstone of society.

4. No, i'm not a nutbag.
 
Re: Re: Random Questions

spongebob said:
i hear em say "hey girl"
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I'm sorry - I can't get beyond your avatar to read what you said.
If it wouldn't be too much trouble could you come here, yes just a bit closer - could you just whisper that in my ear.

er, thanks.

:p
 
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velvett said:



I'm sorry - I can't get beyond your avatar to read what you said.
If it wouldn't be too much trouble could you come here, yes just a bit closer - could you just whisper that in my ear.

er, thanks.

:p
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its not the one of my buttocks is it? or my back?
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Questions

spongebob said:


its not the one of my buttocks is it? or my back?
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Yawsay...
The bum was pretty hot...
*faint*

But this one is the back.


One word.


THICK!

:D
 
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velvett said:


Yawsay...
The bum was pretty hot...
*faint*

But this one is the back.


One word.


THICK!

:D
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thank you, now lets swap spit.

p.s. is that you in your avatar?
 
Velvett, you realise your location doesn't make any sense now.:D

ps. I like the pics of you in your avatar better.:)
 
spongebob said:


the wait was worth it. i remember that one now.
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Sponge!!! It's 68GT, how the hell are you. I missed you, man!

Velvett, I love that cow avatar, though, you have a nice chin.
 
Boach said:


Sponge!!! It's 68GT, how the hell are you. I missed you, man!

Velvett, I love that cow avatar, though, you have a nice chin.
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GT wat up fool? i see you have two usernames now.

yes, she has a great profile.
 
spongebob said:


GT wat up fool? i see you have two usernames now.

yes, she has a great profile.
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I had a prob. with GT. It's solved but i like boach better. To solve confusion, you can call me James if you want. Boach or James is easiest.
 
Night Fly said:
1---I would think it would be girl...or something like that.

What's up girl?
Hey, girl...how's it going?
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I'm pretty sure this is the one. I say it a lot and I have had it said to me.
 
spongebob said:


good now that you are here. are you back in school?
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Yup, we have been in, ummm, I think this is the 4th week now. I'm back now. And I'm glad that you are back now. You were gone way too long.
 
PHATchik said:


Yup, we have been in, ummm, I think this is the 4th week now. I'm back now. And I'm glad that you are back now. You were gone way too long.
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it didnt seem that long. i always stay busy though.

what are majoring in and how much longer?
 
spongebob said:


it didnt seem that long. i always stay busy though.

what are majoring in and how much longer?
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I'm majoring in journalism. I probably have about 2 and a half more years left. Time flies.
 
spongebob said:


what???
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Because you are the single most coolest fucker on Elite Fitness, you'll be the only person calling me that. Consider it an honor, sir.

Look at you attacking the ladies again!LOL
 
Boach said:


Because you are the single most coolest fucker on Elite Fitness, you'll be the only person calling me that. Consider it an honor, sir.

Look at you attacking the ladies again!LOL
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im not sure if your serious but thanks.

thats what the ladies are for........attacking.
 
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