Here's a few from my quote bank:
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."
-Jimi Hendrix
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
- Unknown
"There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up."
- Booker T. Washington
"He who wants to persuade should put his trust not in the right argument, but in the right word. The power of sound has always been greater than the power of sense."
- Joseph Conrad
"The key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority."
- Kenneth Blanchard
"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking."
- H.L. Mencken
"To repeat what others have said requires education, to challenge it requires brains."
- M.P. Poole
"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."
- William G. McAdoo
"If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people."
- V. Woolfe
"Sure, Kill Bill's a violent movie. But it's a Tarantino movie. You don't go to see Metallica and ask the f***ers to turn the music down."
- Quentin Tarantino, on media criticism regarding violence in his movies.
"Never let someone's job title be the sole indication of their worth."
- Donald Trump
"Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man."
- George Washington
"Business Rule #2: Keep it short, fast and direct."
- Donald Trump
"To know the road ahead, ask those coming back."
- Chinese proverb
"There is no such thing as an insignificant enemy."
- French proverb
"If a kid calls his grandmama mommy and his mom Pam, he going to jail."
"It will always work against you to demoralize your employees in any way."
- Donald Trump
"It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense."
- Robert Green Ingersoll
"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
- Oscar Wilde
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
- Henry Youngman
"In wealth many friends; in poverty, not even relatives."
- Japanese proverb
"It is never too late to be what you might have been."
- Unknown
"It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that."
- G.H. Hardy
"People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
- Robert Frost
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