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StickFigure
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There are too many quotes I've used to list. Let's just say it like this, I use them enough that someimes I wonder if I could actually come up with my own material if it was absolutley necessary.
Basic_wonder
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we say "noonan" from caddy shack whenever we are playing beer pong ... we use several others but I am never to sober to remember them ...
StickFigure
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"i Want My $2!!"
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
KillahBee
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my friends and I used 2 good quotes in one drunken night to piss off some chicks in college.
1) after the bar we were all at some girl's house being just loud and crazy and drunk. I don't remember what she said, but I ended up pulling a move from The Soprano's. I had a lot of bills in my pocket that night, so I took out my roll and started quickly throwing bills at her yelling, "This is what it's all about, isn't it? Motherfucking, cocksucking money?!"
2) She then proceeded to throw us out, but something else happened between her and a friend of mine (not sure what). As she was pushing us out the door my friend gave the entie speech that Nicky gives Ace in the desert in Casino. "You only exist out here because of me!!". I was on the lawn laughing
Another funny instance was when we were about to get into a West Side story-type fight (no, not dancing, assholes) with some kids in college. We has just got home from the bars and ended up setting up a huge fight with some kids for like 3 am off campus. We gathered up about 20, 25 kids and started walking about a mile to the spot where we were gonna meet these other 20, 25 kids - real crazy, fun shit. On the walk over there one of my friends gave the entire "freedom" speech from Braveheart to us. With the mox of Jack Daniels and adrenaline at the time, it was very very cool and funny
1) after the bar we were all at some girl's house being just loud and crazy and drunk. I don't remember what she said, but I ended up pulling a move from The Soprano's. I had a lot of bills in my pocket that night, so I took out my roll and started quickly throwing bills at her yelling, "This is what it's all about, isn't it? Motherfucking, cocksucking money?!"
2) She then proceeded to throw us out, but something else happened between her and a friend of mine (not sure what). As she was pushing us out the door my friend gave the entie speech that Nicky gives Ace in the desert in Casino. "You only exist out here because of me!!". I was on the lawn laughing
Another funny instance was when we were about to get into a West Side story-type fight (no, not dancing, assholes) with some kids in college. We has just got home from the bars and ended up setting up a huge fight with some kids for like 3 am off campus. We gathered up about 20, 25 kids and started walking about a mile to the spot where we were gonna meet these other 20, 25 kids - real crazy, fun shit. On the walk over there one of my friends gave the entire "freedom" speech from Braveheart to us. With the mox of Jack Daniels and adrenaline at the time, it was very very cool and funny
GoldenDelicious
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uuuuuuuuh too many to list, i dont stop quoting...most people dont pick up on it though, even though i do a reasonably good impression
evil dead 3: "baby, youve gone reeeaaaal ugly" (said to filthy beasts of the night who are rude to me in nightclubs"
evil dead 3: "gimme some sugar baby" (usually when im telling some other guy what to say to a girl
llllooooooooooollll)
evil dead 3: "thatll teach ya" (said often )
friday: "damn!" (i love the way they say damn in that movie)
forrest gump: "lifes like a box of choklits...you never know which blob of sugary fat your going to pick up" (used when walking into local bars)
shrek: "its the muffin man!" (everytime a cheeky short friend i have tries being a smart alec)
predator: "bunch of slack jawed faggots around here...here, thisll turn you into a fucking sexual tyrannosaurus...just like me" (used when taking the piss out of various pick up artist mates i have)
just last night this african looking girl (HOT...but a bitch
) said that all "you greek guys take steroids" while looking at my boobs...which is good, since ive never used 
and i slapped her down severely using a tarzan accent...the chinese girls around her lost it and were rolling on the steps, while she stormed off...then i apologized for acting like a nut to them, and bid them good night...and overheard some nice things one of them said about me (my head = growing bigger lol)
evil dead 3: "baby, youve gone reeeaaaal ugly" (said to filthy beasts of the night who are rude to me in nightclubs"
evil dead 3: "gimme some sugar baby" (usually when im telling some other guy what to say to a girl
llllooooooooooollll)evil dead 3: "thatll teach ya" (said often
)friday: "damn!" (i love the way they say damn in that movie)
forrest gump: "lifes like a box of choklits...you never know which blob of sugary fat your going to pick up" (used when walking into local bars)
shrek: "its the muffin man!" (everytime a cheeky short friend i have tries being a smart alec)
predator: "bunch of slack jawed faggots around here...here, thisll turn you into a fucking sexual tyrannosaurus...just like me" (used when taking the piss out of various pick up artist mates i have)
just last night this african looking girl (HOT...but a bitch
) said that all "you greek guys take steroids" while looking at my boobs...which is good, since ive never used and i slapped her down severely using a tarzan accent...the chinese girls around her lost it and were rolling on the steps, while she stormed off...then i apologized for acting like a nut to them, and bid them good night...and overheard some nice things one of them said about me (my head = growing bigger lol)
eat big
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I used one from the Sopranos.
This black protester in Season Two was bitching at Christopher and said:
'What do you want motherfucker?'
And Christopher replied:
"Stop putting your mom on the street and ill stop fucking her."
Use that all the time if people call me a motherfucker. We are almost always joking around though.
This black protester in Season Two was bitching at Christopher and said:
'What do you want motherfucker?'
And Christopher replied:
"Stop putting your mom on the street and ill stop fucking her."
Use that all the time if people call me a motherfucker. We are almost always joking around though.
strangebrew
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"I'd tell you to blow it out your ass, but my dick's in the way."
from The Limey.
from The Limey.
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."
"Your foster parents are dead."
"Chill out, dickwad."
"Trust me."
"Stay here. I'll be back."
"Your foster parents are dead."
"Chill out, dickwad."
"Trust me."
"Stay here. I'll be back."
PIGEON-RAT
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Come with me if you want to live.
GoldenDelicious
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im sure everyone, at one point or other, has said "ill be back"
DannoMight
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i use so many its rediculous. i lot from snatch.
"i'll do you a favor. i'll not bash the fuck out of ya in front of your little girlfriends here"
"pull your tounge out of my asshole. dogs do that. your not a dog are you?"
some of the best one liners are out of DOLEMITE and requiem for a dream. "ass to ass"
"i know its pretty baby but i didn't take it out for air"
"i got your boy hangin" "bitch just for that i'm gonna give you a fuckin youll never forget" "you guards. i want you to take these cheap motherfuckers and wipe your ass with them" or there is always the happ gilmore "you like that" and many many many more. i think i've come to realize i've watched to many movies.
"i'll do you a favor. i'll not bash the fuck out of ya in front of your little girlfriends here"
"pull your tounge out of my asshole. dogs do that. your not a dog are you?"
some of the best one liners are out of DOLEMITE and requiem for a dream. "ass to ass"
"i know its pretty baby but i didn't take it out for air"
"i got your boy hangin" "bitch just for that i'm gonna give you a fuckin youll never forget" "you guards. i want you to take these cheap motherfuckers and wipe your ass with them" or there is always the happ gilmore "you like that" and many many many more. i think i've come to realize i've watched to many movies.
DannoMight
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"now feck off"
or "FUCK OFF NOW WHILE YOU STILL GOT THE LEGS TO CARRY YA"
or "feed him to the pigs harold"
or "i don't need sugar, i'm sweet enough."
i also use a lot from napolean dynamite like "IDIOT" and "girls like guys with skills like numchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills."
or "FUCK OFF NOW WHILE YOU STILL GOT THE LEGS TO CARRY YA"
or "feed him to the pigs harold"
or "i don't need sugar, i'm sweet enough."
i also use a lot from napolean dynamite like "IDIOT" and "girls like guys with skills like numchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills."
mrhoon
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Was tv included in this? I like south park alot for quotes.
"Shut up kenny"
"I really hate you kenny"
and" Shut up Halfie, you don't count!"
"mom, if you were in a german scheister video, you'd tell me right?"
"Mr. Garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk?" "I don't know eric, they just do."
"there are no stupid questions, just stupid people." -mr. garrison
This might have already been listed from happy gilmore
"you can trouble me for a glass of Shut the Hell UP!"
"Shut up kenny"
"I really hate you kenny"
and" Shut up Halfie, you don't count!"
"mom, if you were in a german scheister video, you'd tell me right?"
"Mr. Garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk?" "I don't know eric, they just do."
"there are no stupid questions, just stupid people." -mr. garrison
This might have already been listed from happy gilmore
"you can trouble me for a glass of Shut the Hell UP!"
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aandd
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Smokey from Friday is one of my favorite's:
"Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're fuckin' up the rotation."
"No sugar!? Damn! Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either ya got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn!"
"You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off!"
Damn... that shit makes me roll. I'm gonna have to watch that movie again tonite.
"Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're fuckin' up the rotation."
"No sugar!? Damn! Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either ya got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn!"
"You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off!"
Damn... that shit makes me roll. I'm gonna have to watch that movie again tonite.
StickFigure
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"Check it out! Tattoo on the lower back.......may as well be a bullseye!!"
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Spartacus
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"Free your mind, your ass will follow."
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Spartacus
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"Everybody gotta die some time, Red"
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Spartacus
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Excuses are like assholes, Everybody's got one!
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Spartacus
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Somebody's coming up. Somebody serious.
StickFigure
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"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave!"
StickFigure
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"There's gonna be two hits. Me hittin' you, and you hittin' the floor!"
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StickFigure
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HumanTarget said:
LMAO!!!
That has to be one of my all time favorites!!! LOL!!
I use this one alot too;
"I have not yet begun to defile myself!"
There was more great one-liners in Tombstone than any other movie I think.
coldblue1955
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A quote from Matrix Revolutions!HumanTarget said:
Smith: "Mr. Anderson welcome back! We've missed yooooouu!"
