Quite possibly the best one liner ever...

[The Dude]

A baby seal walks into a club.


Bob & Tom rule!

 

[spentagn]

Yes, yes they do.

 

[Island Son]

did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

 

[Kahn]

Bob and Tom suck MAJOR COCK. I hate those fake laughing not funny stupid joke tellin non music playing dumbshits. Those annoying bastards think they are funny but only about one joke a day is worth listening to. It is not worth waiting for, though. I hope they drown in their coffee.

 

[Golfer18--old]

I'm lost.

 

[Kahn]

Sorry Golfer, they mentioned Bob and Tom and I short circuited. Proof their jokes blow dog.