quick, I need a non illness excuse to not show up to work today

[ChefWide]

wouldn't I have known about this weeks in advnce?

I need an emergency excuse, something that just came up

They called you last night.

(still drunk, ain'tchya?)

 

[KillahBee]

Tell them you have to take your 15 cousins to the DMV for licenses in your hatchback Toyota.

 

[Gambino]

tell them your brother has fallen ill and your dad needs you on the bean farm...

 

[SoreArms]

I just called in with the fridge excuse and told my bossI would jsut take a vacation day today. So I'm off today, wooohooooo!!!!!!! Yehaaaaaaaaw!!!!!!

Now anyone know of a simple fridge malfunction that is a simple fix?

 

[ChefWide]

I just called in with the fridge excuse and told my bossI would jsut take a vacation day today. So I'm off today, wooohooooo!!!!!!! Yehaaaaaaaaw!!!!!!

Now anyone know of a simple fridge malfunction that is a simple fix?

find anywhere where a circuit is completed and genltly set your sweaty nutsack right on the two terminals.

 

[Bullit]

Now anyone know of a simple fridge malfunction that is a simple fix?

Sure:
Problem: fridge not cold
Fix: plug it in.


8 hours seems reasonable for you to solve that one.

 

[SlickB]

your girl's having a baby

 

[theoak01]

dude next time say you broke your tooth and had to goto the dentist,I just used this sat

 

[nimbus]

say you drove to work with your window down, and when you pulled in you realized the window wouldn't go back up. You can't just leave your car parked with an open window, so you had to go get it fixed

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Hmmm, wonder if sorearms is going to prep his boss this morning for the whopper that Chef provided him with......