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"Longtime fan, fourth-time writer. In relation to what I just said isn't the
most annoying thing about Sports Radio is having a caller say: 'Longtime
fan, first-time caller"? What I'd really like to hear is the total tally of
those losers who call in daily: 'Hi, longtime fan, 349th-time caller. Can
you confirm I have no life?'"
"Has there ever been a more recklessly irresonsible public figure in movie
history than Larry Vaughan, the mayor of Amity in 'Jaws'? I mean, he wants
to keep the beaches open even after a 10-year-old boy is eaten by the Great
White in plain view of the entire town, and even after his police chief and
a shark expert both insist that the Great White is still on the prowl.
Amazingly bad decision. Did he even bother to run for re-election?"
"I think the Chair Shot (from wrestling) should be worked into every major
sport. I'd watch golf if everyone in contention on the final 18 had a chair
shot to use anytime, on any competitor. Think about it ... Tiger is lining
up the putt to kill yet another Mickelson challenge at Augusta, when all of
a sudden -- BLAM! -- Mickelson cracks him with the chair! Puts Mickelson
over as the heel -- setting up a classic duel for the British -- but also
adds to the fan excitement. Every sport could benefit from this."
"I was reading about Mike Tyson's latest troubles, and I came up with an
idea. Tyson obviously shouldn't be allowed to fight human beings due to his
short temper and love of biting, but that doesn't mean he still can't earn a
living. I suggest that Tyson still be allowed to fight, but only animals.
Think about it. Fox could package it as one of their reality shows: 'When
Animals Attack Mike Tyson.' Viewers could tune in each week to see Mike take
on fearsome animals such as a grizzly bear, silverback gorilla, or Burmese
python. Each week it would get tougher, so by around week 10, I guess he'd
have to take on a blue whale or a swarm of bees or something. I'm telling
you this would be a ratings bonanza! I would watch this. Everyone would
watch this."
"Longtime fan, fourth-time writer. In relation to what I just said isn't the
most annoying thing about Sports Radio is having a caller say: 'Longtime
fan, first-time caller"? What I'd really like to hear is the total tally of
those losers who call in daily: 'Hi, longtime fan, 349th-time caller. Can
you confirm I have no life?'"
"Has there ever been a more recklessly irresonsible public figure in movie
history than Larry Vaughan, the mayor of Amity in 'Jaws'? I mean, he wants
to keep the beaches open even after a 10-year-old boy is eaten by the Great
White in plain view of the entire town, and even after his police chief and
a shark expert both insist that the Great White is still on the prowl.
Amazingly bad decision. Did he even bother to run for re-election?"
"I think the Chair Shot (from wrestling) should be worked into every major
sport. I'd watch golf if everyone in contention on the final 18 had a chair
shot to use anytime, on any competitor. Think about it ... Tiger is lining
up the putt to kill yet another Mickelson challenge at Augusta, when all of
a sudden -- BLAM! -- Mickelson cracks him with the chair! Puts Mickelson
over as the heel -- setting up a classic duel for the British -- but also
adds to the fan excitement. Every sport could benefit from this."
"I was reading about Mike Tyson's latest troubles, and I came up with an
idea. Tyson obviously shouldn't be allowed to fight human beings due to his
short temper and love of biting, but that doesn't mean he still can't earn a
living. I suggest that Tyson still be allowed to fight, but only animals.
Think about it. Fox could package it as one of their reality shows: 'When
Animals Attack Mike Tyson.' Viewers could tune in each week to see Mike take
on fearsome animals such as a grizzly bear, silverback gorilla, or Burmese
python. Each week it would get tougher, so by around week 10, I guess he'd
have to take on a blue whale or a swarm of bees or something. I'm telling
you this would be a ratings bonanza! I would watch this. Everyone would
watch this."
