Questions for Spartacus?

[Arabian]

Sparatcus, our neighbors were funeral home owners in the 80 ;s and 90;s and Buddyt was always speaking of weird things that would occur with bodies> is it true that a corpse loses bodily functions when is dies? Is it true that corpse sit up on the table due to air being trapped in there lungs? How do you handle the smell? Do you ever get wigged out in the middle of the night imbalming? Thanks man... I could not do your job. however I have had a couple of friends that were morticians and they drank heavily and were the funniest people I had ever been around.

 

[Spartacus]

that's all bullshit

the smells are what you can't get used to really
the bad cases

on another note I could do a 30+ minute standup comedy routine on the mortuary biz

 

[PICK3]

that's all bullshit

the smells are what you can't get used to really
the bad cases

on another note I could do a 30+ minute standup comedy routine on the mortuary biz

They have a mortuary science program at the local community college in New Orleans.

Once when I visited a friend there, amd they let a cadaver get away from them in the smell department.

I believe it was the most awful smell I've ever experienced.

 

[mustang_00]

they call it the weight of the soul... nice way of saying your loved one shit and pissed themselves after death.

i've seen bodies twitch after death (WAY creepy)

 

[Arabian]

that's all bullshit

the smells are what you can't get used to really
the bad cases

on another note I could do a 30+ minute standup comedy routine on the mortuary biz

Thanks for clarifying it.. thats what I have always been told...

 

[PICK3]

Is it true that when wimmenzs are in mourning they are easy targets?

 

[needtogetarmy]

Is it true that when men are in mourning they are easy targets?

FIXED

 

[Arabian]

Shes cheating on you

 

[AAP]

Seriously now, where do you stick those needles in to do the embalming... what happens to the guts? They dissolve?

 

[p0ink]

do you believe in ghosts? have you ever experienced anything you would classify as 'paranormal'?