Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
J
jenscats5
Guest
Do you really hate when you sit down on the toilet to do your "bidness" when the water is cold??
Buddy_Christ
New member
???
what does cold water have to do with dropping the kids off at the pool? cold seat maybe, but cold water???
what does cold water have to do with dropping the kids off at the pool? cold seat maybe, but cold water???
J
jenscats5
Guest
This reminds me of a story my hubby told me when he was in Denver, CO.....he went into the mens room to use the urinal, unzipped, and walked up to the urinal then said (with all these guys using the other urinals) "Man, this water is cold!!"
hamstershaver
New member
happens to me all the time, i put a life jacket on it now
hamstershaver
New member
jerkbox said:
wrong
[email protected]
New member
I think she is talking about the cold water comming back up from the splash
tripleblonde
New member
[email protected] said:
mmm.....i wonder what your e-mail address is
hamstershaver
New member
[email protected] said:
or that.....but that doesn't happen when you sit down, that happens upon impact
U
UA_Iron
Guest
put a couple strips of TP down in the water before you drop a deuce, this will minimize splashing
J
jenscats5
Guest
jerkbox said:
WRONG!! :buzzer sounds:
J
jenscats5
Guest
It has to do with the fact that as a guy, when you sit on the terlet, your dick is so long that it hangs down into the water or when you pee in the urinal it's so long that it touches the water.....
Obviously those who don't know, don't know....
Obviously those who don't know, don't know....
Buddy_Christ
New member
jenscats5 said:
jerkbox said:
no mention of the toilet seat's position.
now who's the dolt?
on second thought, i have a feeling this is going to turn into a "HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL ABOUT IT?! WHEN WILL YOU MEN LEARN TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN?!?!" type thread.
J
jenscats5
Guest
jerkbox said:
Well now we know that your dick doesn't touch the water at least.....
J
jenscats5
Guest
crak600 said:no mention of the toilet seat's position.
now who's the dolt?
on second thought, i have a feeling this is going to turn into a "HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL ABOUT IT?! WHEN WILL YOU MEN LEARN TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN?!?!" type thread.
Ummmmmm, no that had nothing to do with it.....it was in relation to when a guy sits down.....anway.....
U
UA_Iron
Guest
hmmm. 99.9% of males dicks dont touch the water if its a standard toilet with a standard water level.
Your husband probably has such a small ass he fell through the seat and tea-bagged the water.
Your husband probably has such a small ass he fell through the seat and tea-bagged the water.
J
jenscats5
Guest
UA_Iron said:
Well, It was supposed to be a JOKE!! :sigh:
I didn't think it was going to be that difficult.....LOL
U
UA_Iron
Guest
jenscats5 said:Well, It was supposed to be a JOKE!! :sigh:
I didn't think it was going to be that difficult.....LOL
soy retardo?
Buddy_Christ
New member
jerkbox said:
at least i don't squat to pee.........
U
Ulcasterdropout
Guest
....yeah, I got it.Billy Bob Thornton from Slingblade said:
jenscats5 said:
That's just disgusting, I would never allow my dick to touch toilet water.
Robert Jan
New member
For the retarded ones in here- it's a joke. I don't think there's a penis in the world thats long enough when flaccid to hang into the water in the average toilet
Similar threads
