Question for single women...

[gorilla_boy]

What attracts you to a man?

What can someone (me) do to ensure success in picking up?

What was the best way you've ever been picked up?

 

[The Shadow]

Bro - you are making this too difficult.

Women want a guy who can pull off a formal tux as well as jeans and a tee. They want someone confident but not cocky and sensitive but not a pussy. A hint of danger goes a long way. Women want to be treated as equals and with respect.

The best pick-up lines are not pick up lines. If you see a chick and are interested make eye contact and look at body language. A hand thru the hair and a leg crossed with the foot pointed in your direction means she wants you to approach her. Be yourself and you'll go far.

 

[gorilla_boy]

For the record: I do alright.

But there has to be some little secrets that are just waiting to be revealed. It's the difference between a successful salesman and one that starves that I'm looking for.

 

[The Shadow]

For the record: I do alright.

But there has to be some little secrets that are just waiting to be revealed. It's the difference between a successful salesman and one that starves that I'm looking for.

Cool. I'll lay odds that 75% of women who respond to this will agree that pick=up lines do not work.

 

[gorilla_boy]

Cool. I'll lay odds that 75% of women who respond to this will agree that pick=up lines do not work.

I'd wager that you're right. But they must have memorable ways in which they were picked up...

 

[supersizeme]

There's no secrets, home skillet. Like some chick is going to post some magical formula on here that's going to yield you every babe you have ever wanted including Christina Aguilera. Like when you walk up to your prey, rub your right elbow three times and then ask her what her favorite flavor of Pringles is, and before you know it she's on her back rubbing clit furiously while shouting your name. Also this question has been asked 4000 times and then some on this board...

What Cornholio said is your best advice. Exude confidence and don't have the physical appearance of a shitball while you're doing it.

And be sure to use the Shwarz.

 

[MommaKin]

I like this. A thread geared toward single women and Corn is the first to post on it.
Go figure.

 

[The Shadow]

I like this. A thread geared toward single women and Corn is the first to post on it.
Go figure.

What can I say, I understand the female psyche.

Chicks want a gentleman on the street and a jackhammer in the bedroom. Correct?

 

[the nature boy]

GB, wait unitl Happy Scrappy or Frorider get on this thread. They'll tell you in graphic detail about what attracts them to men.

 

[gorilla_boy]

walk up to your prey, rub your right elbow three times and then ask her what her favorite flavor of Pringles is, and before you know it she's on her back rubbing clit furiously while shouting your name

What do I do if she doesn't like Pringles?

 

[PsychoSkitz]

I met some hot Albanian girl the other night.

How you ask?

I was wasted leaving a club and she was on some shit (I think Halotestin and cocaine). I was on the phone and she came up to me and was screaming about being assaulted by a bum. I guess in my all black outfit I looked like a white Will Smith, so she probably thought I could help.

Anyways, after repeatedly trying to calm her down (not easy at all, she was starting fights with everyone; the homeless, the cops, etc) I finally got her to talk. That usually helps. Plus with my strong background in "Being Shit On 101" I was a good listener. I ended up riding on the subway with her from Manhattan to her home in the Bronx (which seemed like a 4 hour fucking ride).

The ride was fun. She told me of her families religous beliefs. I told her of my atheism. They're fucking MUSLIMS! I'm like "Oh, so basically you were born to hate me and wish death upon my family, you bin Laden fucking whore!" She told me how religion isn't something she cares about

The next day I e-mailed her. Oh what a stud I am. Not only did I get her # but her e-mail addy too. She said something like "I don't wanna fuck things up with my boyfriend, bla bla bla" and when I replied to her mail, she deleted it. Well, 2 days later she e-mailed me and now she wants to meet.

So, either Guastavo Van Spicsiquez is going to be waiting for me ready to kick my ass or I get to have a taste of the Mediterranean (or wherever the fuck Albania is)

 

[gorilla_boy]

What can I say, I understand the female psyche.

Chicks want a gentleman on the street and a jackhammer in the bedroom. Correct?

A tiger in the bedroom, a mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage and a jackass to pay for it all.

 

[MommaKin]

Yes Master.
Now do me

Pick up lines don't work.
Listen to Cornhole.

What can I say, I understand the female psyche.

Chicks want a gentleman on the street and a jackhammer in the bedroom. Correct?

 

[KEL]

What do I do if she doesn't like Pringles?

kick her to the curb

 

[The Shadow]

Alright Momma!!!

Lay the smack down.

See - tell a woman you're a jackhammer and you'll get a hottie like Momma to say "do me."


WooooHoooo!!!!

 

[gorilla_boy]

kick her to the curb

I'd be like "Hey! WTF is the matter with you? Who doesn't like pringles??".

 

[velvett]

Chicks want a gentleman on the street and a jackhammer in the bedroom. Correct?

It sure as hell doesn't hurt.



The best pick-up line I've heard that worked, "Are they real?"
"They're just not that big", I replied.
"I meant your eyes."

He hooked me in like no other.

 

[Milhouse]

Just hit em over the head with a club, shove em in a burlap bag, throw bag over shoulder and drag back to your cave.

Trust me they will appreciate this

 

[The Shadow]

It sure as hell doesn't hurt.



The best pick-up line I've heard that worked, "Are they real?"
"They're just not that big", I replied.
"I meant your eyes."

He hooked me in like no other.

Damn!!!

Not bad.....loves me them green eyes.

 

[The Shadow]

ROTF!!

"I'm Cornholio."


works for me every time.

 

[gorilla_boy]

Just hit em over the head with a club, shove em in a burlap bag, throw bag over shoulder and drag back to your cave.

Trust me they will appreciate this

Maybe where you live they do...