Question FOr GaryNull

[FunkMasterFlex]

Hye gary i recently noticed you are posting on the board and want to know something? I notice you are a avid fan of opt 100....and i see you bathe as well as put the creatine in your hair (ripped hair rules) Well i have exscruciating pain in my left knee when i do one legged 500lb squats on the smith machine, and was wondering if i can stop using glucosamine and use more opt 100 instead??? Or if maybe i can do something like 2 legged 1200lb sqauts and get the same overload??? Or if opt 100 can truly give me the body for life that i always wanted? Well ive searched for opt 100soy but its not existant. Im depressed. Will opt 100 cure my manc depression?? Or is it just the Ultimate life diet?? PLEASE HELP ME

a concerned customer of GaryNullHQ.com

 

[mrzap]

Well as per gary i have been injecting 15iu of optimum into my eye to help me get ripped daily. I think it is working because I have trouble seeing now.

 

[garynull]

gary null speaks without a shirt so listen

I know that dark feeling in the pit of your stomach...that depression that chokes your soul lifeless...a depression that only rears it's ugly head when a lack of soy is determined in one's diet...But not to worry my friend...Optimum is a great choice for those who are just living life with their eyes closed but if you want to see the real you, the real world then you need soy...you need gary null's muscle shake...pack on iron hard muscle around those bi's and thunderous slab of beef on those quads...Soy will give you the estrogen you need to convert useless testosterone into a formula for muscular heaven...Look at me...I stopped buying shirts years ago...I never wear them because my physique is my wardrobe...Yo if you want a killer stack, grab my oral pleasure mouthwash with my 300 dollar vitamin C...dude I put on like 40 pounds of muscle and lost 78 pounds of fat in 3 hours... my deadlift went through the roof and I can lift the stack on the birth machine...
Anyway does anyone know where I could find a good wrench set?

 

[covert ash]

Hey gary, your recommendations are astonishing! I took your Oral Pleasures (my God, I've searched high and low for the remaining batches of these!), grinded your $300 Buffered C Complex, and tossed in 2 scoops of Optimum Whey in for good measure (it seems to have this great balancing measure going for it - I mean it can neutralize acid for crying out loud!) blended it all up and put it in an IV bag to help with my post workout nutrition. My friends thought I was nuts as I would lie on my couch with the needle in my ass, but little did they know that I would soon transform and gain that coveted 36.34 lbs of lean muscle!!

Now we know who's getting the last laugh now! Seriously, they're all hooked on this now. Absolutely r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s I tell you!

Also, I was considering your soy recommendations, but hearing how well you've done, I've decided to embrace your advice and take the plunge with your Ultimate Diet shakes, which I just know are chok-full of those great soy nutrients.

And as FunkMasterFlex stated, your creatine for the hair is excellent. When are you gonna make your own $1000 creatine hair product huh?? I'm sick of paying so little for so much. You should be compensated my man. You should!

Anyways, I just wanted to say, "Thanks Gary Null! You're my hero!"

 

[ZKaudio]

go estrogen! fuck test!

 

[garynull]

slow down zkaudio!

Mr. Audio... I'm afraid you're not getting ENOUGH soy because your testosterone levels are still too high...you see any man taking enough of gary null's muscle would never use the word "fuck" because "fuck" is a ridiculous word...now if you were all pumped up on soy then you would know what I'm talking about...so come on, take off your shirt, grow your hair out and look classic like me Gary Null...Fuck this shit...I've got to go and take some red,green,blue,purple,orange,yellow and brown stuff...