Question for Everybody....

[enrage]

I'm thinking about leaving my gym that I'm currently going to because I showed up this morning and the jackass whose supposed to unlock the doors didn't. After kicking the crap out of the doors for 15 minutes I left. All the while he was downstairs working out.

My town just recently got one of these new 24 hour gyms and its 5 times better than where i was going. Anyway I called to get a price quote for membership and I had to set up an appointment with one of the "fitness consultants". Any advice for what I might be set up for. I know these "consultants" are basically salesmen looking to get anyone to sign up on the "deluxe" package. i just want to be prepared this afternoon for any of their sly tricks. Gimme some good advice, Thanks

 

[satanic goatslayer]

He will try to talk you into a deal that benefits the business, not you. The best plan of action then, is to bring a set of pliers and a 6 foot strand of rope in your toolbelt to the meeting.

Greet him cordially, and ask him for a price estimate. If he shoots high, wrap the rope around his neck and drag him over to the power rack. Making sure his feet are still touching the ground, tie him to the pins and throw light (40lb>) DB's at his face. As he yells and asks you to stop, use your pliers to tear out his finger/toenails, eyelashes and nipples. You could even do the testicles, if you so pleased. Now, with him tuckered out from struggling, hoist him up over the top of the rack and let him hang. As he tries to escape, sit back, have a glass of shine, and throw darts at his eyeballs. If you hit his retina before he dies, you score 9,000 points, to be redeemed at the nearest sacrifical altar.

 

[dballer]

yeah... do what he said. It worked for me... but I had a glass of grape soda instead.

SG when are you going to change the Atavar back to the guy in the cowboy hat?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

SG when are you going to change the Atavar back to the guy in the cowboy hat?

Never.

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

Never.

You're avatars are damn cool.

Also, I assume you've read American Psycho. If not, you'd highly enjoy it.

 

[M.O.D]

Never.

your fcuking killing me with your avatars...who is this guy ? bahahahahhahahha

 

[HamHock]

The best plan of action then, is to bring a set of pliers and a 6 foot strand of rope in your toolbelt to the meeting.

....as if we all have toolbelts we wear out in public. Oh fuck......that's funny..... what's that side of sanity like SG?