Question about Q-Tips and ear cleaning

[DcupSheepNipples]

You have a girlfriend?!?!?!?!!?!?

Your right this is the most controversial post in EF history!

 

[jerkbox]

I swear, I'm going to throw up.

dude, it's a proven fact that every year, you have at least 3-4 bugs crawl in your ear and die....often roaches. sometimes they can reproduce in there and burrow.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I will bet dollars to donuts that supersizeme's girlfriend has big jugs.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I will bet dollars to donuts that supersizeme's girlfriend has big jugs.

No shit! She must run at least 150-200 kilos!

 

[Skullder]

i usually stick the Q-tip as far in as possible..now i find out its bad???

 

[beastboy]

I'm through with this thread.

 

[supersizeme]

BBQ - I'm pretty sure she does, but I can't say for sure as we've only been dating for a little over a year now. I once brushed past her right boob accidentally and felt a significance presence there so I'm thinking she probably does.

jerkbox's post makes me think of that scene from Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan when they stuck those burrowing fuckers in that guy's helmet and then put it back on his head. I was like 8 when I saw that movie but it scarred me for life. what's even scarier is that while 3-4 bugs per year go in year ear and die, i've heard the same thing about cats(only it's more like once every two years). i've woken up in the middle of the night with a tail sticking out my ear and the only way i can get her out of there is to turn on the can opener.

 

[jerkbox]

BBQ - I'm pretty sure she does, but I can't say for sure as we've only been dating for a little over a year now. I once brushed past her right boob accidentally and felt a significance presence there so I'm thinking she probably does.

jerkbox's post makes me think of that scene from Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan when they stuck those burrowing fuckers in that guy's helmet and then put it back on his head. I was like 8 when I saw that movie but it scarred me for life. what's even scarier is that while 3-4 bugs per year go in year ear and die, i've heard the same thing about cats(only it's more like once every two years). i've woken up in the middle of the night with a tail sticking out my ear and the only way i can get her out of there is to turn on the can opener.

fuck, i was wondering what happened to that one cat of mine.....and I was gonna eat him too.....damn!

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Oh yeah - having a dog is a great way to get your ears clean.

Cats don't give a shit about you, but dogs care and love to lick out your ears.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I'd like to clarify that I really do the plastic loop thing - I'm not just spraying shit in your face - I do this, and I love it.