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perkele

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You know, there's the saying in there when you're banging a chick. You know the one, "who's your daddy?!" Don't know if any one of you has said it. Anyway, the guy waits for her to say "you" or "you are". What if she would really say her dads name? Would you say "never met" or what?


Yes, I think this is a decent post. lol
 
I'm not sure but if someone said that to me I'd smack them in the face and stop having sex with them. Then I'd probably key their car with "freak".

Did you know the streets are paved with gold here?
 
perkele said:
You know, there's the saying in there when you're banging a chick. You know the one, "who's your daddy?!" Don't know if any one of you has said it. Anyway, the guy waits for her to say "you" or "you are". What if she would really say her dads name? Would you say "never met" or what?


Yes, I think this is a decent post. lol
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i would smack her, sort of like i want to do to you for such a shitty post
 
Raina said:
I'm not sure but if someone said that to me I'd smack them in the face and stop having sex with them. Then I'd probably key their car with "freak".

Did you know the streets are paved with gold here?
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No one has told that to me before. It would be awesome to drive a taxi there. :)
 
lol @ gold.

I'm pretty sure this thread is directed at evansteve, because I've never been in that situation before.
 
I say it all the time but unfortunately goats can't talk so they never reply!
 
If I ever caught myself saying "Who's your daddy" I would cut my penis off right there on the spot.
 
if she called me her fathers name , i would wrap my hand up in her hair and proceed to killin that shit while askin her if she likes "daddys dick" ;)
 
The only Americans who still actually say that are all named Bobby and from Alabama.
 
I said that to my Mom once after I slammed home a reverse tomahawk dunk facial on her ass without even realizing it.
 
Let's not talk about family during sex. That's just not okay. Let's not debate tax reform either. Why ask a bunch of questions? Shouldn't you be more focused on the act itself?

The streets really are paved with gold Perk and the rivers are all chocolate and gum drops fall from trees. Every morning I prance around in the yard in a white lace babydoll dress holding a beautiful basket and picking up candy and singing songs of glee.
 
Raina said:
The streets really are paved with gold Perk and the rivers are all chocolate and gum drops fall from trees. Every morning I prance around in the yard in a white lace babydoll dress holding a beautiful basket and picking up candy and singing songs of glee.
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Wait, I thought you said that you don't flirt here.
 
Raina said:
Let's not talk about family during sex. That's just not okay. Let's not debate tax reform either. Why ask a bunch of questions? Shouldn't you be more focused on the act itself?

The streets really are paved with gold Perk and the rivers are all chocolate and gum drops fall from trees. Every morning I prance around in the yard in a white lace babydoll dress holding a beautiful basket and picking up candy and singing songs of glee.
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when i come to America to visit. can you show me these rivers you speak of?
 
That's not flirting....that's being fanciful and telling Perk lies about America.

I often get accused of flirting when I say things that I would say to my mom or dad. Like the tale of me getting caught in a tee shirt & underwear when I let the dog out a week or so ago. That was called flirting despite me having told coworkers and my family. That happened again this morning and again, I told the same people. They didn't think it was a sexy story. It was more of a "Raina, what the hell is wrong with you" story.
 
Raina said:
That's not flirting....that's being fanciful and telling Perk lies about America.

I often get accused of flirting when I say things that I would say to my mom or dad. Like the tale of me getting caught in a tee shirt & underwear when I let the dog out a week or so ago. That was called flirting despite me having told coworkers and my family. That happened again this morning and again, I told the same people. They didn't think it was a sexy story. It was more of a "Raina, what the hell is wrong with you" story.
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I see from now on I'll need to prefix my joke posts with I'M JOKING...
 
I have no idea where that came from but it makes me laugh. I live in the deep south of the US and you can say that durning sex no problem. You can also yell Yes mam, yes sir durning sex too. Southern girls seem to like being formal during sex. LOL No idea where that came from either. LOL. Try it, for some reason it's kind of fun yelling while spanking a chick. WHOSES YOUR DADDY?
LOL. Let me tell you bible belt blah blah blah, these chicks around here are wild.
 
Creepusmaximus said:
I have no idea where that came from but it makes me laugh. I live in the deep south of the US and you can say that durning sex no problem. You can also yell Yes mam, yes sir durning sex too. Southern girls seem to like being formal during sex. LOL No idea where that came from either. LOL. Try it, for some reason it's kind of fun yelling while spanking a chick. WHOSES YOUR DADDY?
LOL. Let me tell you bible belt blah blah blah, these chicks around here are wild.
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I never knew that incest was popular in the South. So, how's sis / ma?

;)
 
Yes Sir freaks me out. I'm not kidding the southern girls like yes ma'am. Or a least a certain amount of them due. No idea why, it just is.
 
Raina said:
That's not flirting....that's being fanciful and telling Perk lies about America.

I often get accused of flirting when I say things that I would say to my mom or dad. Like the tale of me getting caught in a tee shirt & underwear when I let the dog out a week or so ago. That was called flirting despite me having told coworkers and my family. That happened again this morning and again, I told the same people. They didn't think it was a sexy story. It was more of a "Raina, what the hell is wrong with you" story.
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You know that dudes been going out there everyday now at the same time hoping for a repeat of that show.
 
He probably wouldn't even notice me if the damn dog didn't go so crazy. I think he works down the street.

Someday I'll remember pants. This morning the dog REALLY had to pee about 445 and I couldn't find any pants so I just put a towel around my waist. At least I tried.
 
Raina said:
Let's not talk about family during sex. That's just not okay. Let's not debate tax reform either. Why ask a bunch of questions? Shouldn't you be more focused on the act itself?

The streets really are paved with gold Perk and the rivers are all chocolate and gum drops fall from trees. Every morning I prance around in the yard in a white lace babydoll dress holding a beautiful basket and picking up candy and singing songs of glee.
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I get some weird sexual gratification everytime Raina uses the word "prance"
 
Raina said:
Let's not talk about family during sex. That's just not okay. Let's not debate tax reform either. Why ask a bunch of questions? Shouldn't you be more focused on the act itself?

The streets really are paved with gold Perk and the rivers are all chocolate and gum drops fall from trees. Every morning I prance around in the yard in a white lace babydoll dress holding a beautiful basket and picking up candy and singing songs of glee.
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I bought plane tickets to the Great America before reading post #17. :(
 
I never really understood the "Who's your Daddy" bit.

Why would a chick want to think about her Daddy while she's getting the cock? :worried:
 
I don't use that line as much as I use the "who's p-ssy is this" line. The only possible, logical 3 answers are: yours, mine and God's - and all 3 get me off.
 
"What's your name again" is pretty hot too. Or just calling her by a different name to see if she's paying attention. Chicks love that.
 
Raina said:
"What's your name again" is pretty hot too. Or just calling her by a different name to see if she's paying attention. Chicks love that.
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or "You said you already had crabs, right?"
 
Raina said:
"What's your name again" is pretty hot too. Or just calling her by a different name to see if she's paying attention. Chicks love that.
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I have called two out of the last 4 girlfriends by a prior girlfriend's name. Not pretty. the crying and the reassuring and the crying and the reassuring is just not worth it. I should have just broken up with both as soon as I slipped.
 
The 2 girls my husband dated right before me had the same name. I bet he did that on purpose so he wouldn't mix up.
 
Raina said:
The 2 girls my husband dated right before me had the same name. I bet he did that on purpose so he wouldn't mix up.
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this dude dated 3 girls with the same name in a row?!! that's gotta be some sort of record.
 
His longest relationship before me was 6 weeks! With an 18 year old when he was 23. lol He told me they had nothing in common but she had a huge chest. He'd have sex with her and then ask her to leave.
 
I banged two Denises in one weekend. ehh.


I did'nt ask them who their father was.
 
Raina said:
His longest relationship before me was 6 weeks! With an 18 year old when he was 23. lol He told me they had nothing in common but she had a huge chest. He'd have sex with her and then ask her to leave.
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This man understands life.
 
He's been stalking me at work for a while. When I finally agreed to go out with him he just dumped the other girl. She cried and said she loved him. He said he didn't feel the same way and was moving on. He's a jackass.
 
Raina said:
He's been stalking me at work for a while. When I finally agreed to go out with him he just dumped the other girl. She cried and said she loved him. He said he didn't feel the same way and was moving on. He's a jackass.
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I would have expected more mature, rational behavior from a woman - especially an 18yo one.
 
I believe the "Who's Your Daddy" foreplay line rather than Incest is supposed to infer:


"Who's In Charge Now Beotch" ? or "Who's Da Man Now Wench" ?

:horny:


I may be wrong, but that's how I use it..
 
I also like the "I'm going chop you up into pieces with a hacksaw, throw you in my trunk, drive you out to the lake, tie rocks to your body parts and toss them in."
 
Y_Lifter is right, but he uses "Whos your Grnadpa?" HAAA! jk brolinsky.

I've had a chick call me "Daddy" all the time. During the day, when we were out... all over, not just during sex. It was'nt my idea, she just did it. It was sort of a turn on, not because I was her real "Daddy" but the dominant factor or something of having a sexy woman say it was pretty cool. Sexy voice, sexy clothes, sexy woman, it was cool.. and the whole time she was calling me that it made me think of her WANTING the Vienna, so I was stoked.
 
Raina said:
"What's your name again" is pretty hot too. Or just calling her by a different name to see if she's paying attention. Chicks love that.
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In my younger and more intoxicated days, I occasionally was with women whose names I could not recall.

They probably forgot me too.

Only once was iever with someone whose name I never knew at all. That was on July 3, 1999 in Panama City, FL.

But all this is neither here nor there.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
In my younger and more intoxicated days, I occasionally was with women whose names I could not recall.

They probably forgot me too.

Only once was iever with someone whose name I never knew at all. That was on July 3, 1999 in Panama City, FL.

But all this is neither here nor there.
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you forgot something.... :mexican:
 
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