PWNED by my 3 year old!

[gotmojo]

Son: "Daddy......Knock, knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

Son: "Smell mop."

Me: "Smell mop, who."

Son: "Bwahahhhhahahahhahahhhahahahhahhahaha! Smell mah poo!"

Me: = pwned.

Since last night, everytime he sees me it's "Bwahahahahhahhahhha! smell mah poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

I love that little shithead.

 

[heavy_duty]

oh man I'm gonna get my 4 YO with that when I pick her up from school in an hour LOL

K to you bro

 

[Lestat]

haha owned!

 

[bw1]

hahahahahahahahahahha

 

[nefertiti]

Kids are fantastic sometimes...that's just perfect lololol

 

[Beachboy6294]

lol!!!

 

[roadwarrior]

Son: "Daddy......Knock, knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

Son: "Smell mop."

Me: "Smell mop, who."

Son: "Bwahahhhhahahahhahahhhahahahhahhahaha! Smell mah poo!"

Me: = pwned.

Since last night, everytime he sees me it's "Bwahahahahhahhahhha! smell mah poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

I love that little shithead.

Love it... my boys will too but my 5 year old girl will laugh the loudest... she loves ptty humor.

 

[Mr. dB]

How things have changed, I'd have been slapped if I'd said that to my parents when I was three.

 

[dabuffguy]

Son: "Daddy......Knock, knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

Son: "Smell mop."

Me: "Smell mop, who."

Son: "Bwahahhhhahahahhahahhhahahahhahhahaha! Smell mah poo!"

Me: = pwned.

Since last night, everytime he sees me it's "Bwahahahahhahhahhha! smell mah poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

I love that little shithead.

"Smell my poo too" and give him a dirty sanchez.

 

[SpyWizard]

Son: "Daddy......Knock, knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

Son: "Smell mop."

Me: "Smell mop, who."

Son: "Bwahahhhhahahahhahahhhahahahhahhahaha! Smell mah poo!"

Me: = pwned.

Since last night, everytime he sees me it's "Bwahahahahhahhahhha! smell mah poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

I love that little shithead.

+1

aint' fatherhood grand..

 

[GUARDIAN]

question is where did he pick it up from????

 

[gotmojo]

question is where did he pick it up from????

He got it from another kid in his play group.....jeez dood.

It's not like he's telling Dirty Ernie jokes or anything.........He's got to be at least five before i'll let him do blue material.

 

[GUARDIAN]

He got it from another kid in his play group.....jeez dood.

It's not like he's telling Dirty Ernie jokes or anything.........He's got to be at least five before i'll let him do blue material.

throw him a couple parties and just say he is 5...lol

 

[gotmojo]

throw him a couple parties and just say he is 5...lol

That means i'd have to take his matches away then make him stop running with scissors and drinking coffee long enough for a couple of parties on short notice.

Well i guess we could invite all of those strangers I let him talk to.

 

[gotmojo]

+1

aint' fatherhood grand..

Amen brutha.......nuthin' like it.