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I'm remodeling my master bath, and i decided to go get a new bathmat on my lunch break.

but its a big bathroom, and I needed one for in front of the shower, one for in front of the sink, and one for in front of the whirlpool (i put in wood floors, so i really don't want water getting on them).

then i picked out towels to match. the room has cherry wood floors, vanity, and medicine cabinet frame. The tiles are natural stone in browns, beiges, rust, etc. and the paint will be a mossy green suade paint.

so i get moss green towels, and rust colored towels and bath sheets (super huge towels), hand towels, wash clothes. the three bathmats, a new toothbrush holder with a matching cup and little jar thing for q-tips or something.

and then i picked up a new pillow.





$348.97

i almost choked.
 
stilleto said:
did you not read the post?

lol
towels, bathmats, a toothbrush holder, cup, and a pillow.
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i meant what did you choke on
 
SublimeZM said:
good movie, i cried during it, cause she was so hot and i wanted to bang
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tea leoni, right?
tia? teah? tayya. teeya. teeeeeeeeeeeya.

yes, teeeeeeeeeeeya leoni.
thats it.
she's hot.
 
stilleto said:
OHHHHHHHHH! she was the daughter, right??

i forgot that someone besides the older woman would be hot.

:)
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oh shit i forgot how hot the daughter was too.

no, the mom, adam standlers wife was kate beckinsale!
 
next time when you are shopping and want something check the price tag no it before putting it in your cart then at the end you won't be so alarmed at the price!

a little life lesson brought to you by me
 
these towels make me horny they are so nice.

btw, this new glitch is gonna make pm sex very difficult for some people.

"i'm going to pull your hair as i slide into you"
 
stilleto said:
these towels make me horny they are so nice.

btw, this new glitch is gonna make pm sex very difficult for some people.

"i'm going to pull your hair anabolic steroids i slide into you"
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:worried:
 
last time I went there I spent $1500 but it was Dan's money, so I wish I would have spent more and then threw the stuff in the river.
 
stilleto said:
these towels make me horny they are so nice.

btw, this new glitch is gonna make pm sex very difficult for some people.

"i'm going to pull your hair anabolic steroids i slide into you"
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your vag tastes like rotten fish.


...nope, pm sex is still easy
 
stilleto said:
these towels make me horny they are so nice.

btw, this new glitch is gonna make pm sex very difficult for some people.

"i'm going to pull your hair anabolic steroids i slide into you"
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LMFAO!!!!

oh my god I'm dying...

PM SEX!?!?

that is the funniest shit ever.
 
velvett said:
Ahhhhhhhh happened to me today, in saks in the make up department.

I feel you...
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i may have to move again.
there's no place to buy MAC around here. NO PLACE.



wtf?
i may have to drive back to your place. :(
 
stilleto said:
i may have to move again.
there's no place to buy MAC around here. NO PLACE.



wtf?
i may have to drive back to your place. :(
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Blasphemy!

There is MAC over at Macy's another 20 minutes west of Saks I want to hit over the weekend (didn't make it last weekend).
 
velvett said:
Blasphemy!

There is MAC over at Macy's another 20 minutes west of Saks I want to hit over the weekend (didn't make it last weekend).
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bitch.
i went to two department store and didn't see it, so i asked a sales woman which store sells it and they said, "none".

what you mean, "NONE???? i NEED A NEW LIPGLASS, BITCH!"
 
stilleto said:
I'm remodeling my master bath, and i decided to go get a new bathmat on my lunch break.

but its a big bathroom, and I needed one for in front of the shower, one for in front of the sink, and one for in front of the whirlpool (i put in wood floors, so i really don't want water getting on them).

then i picked out towels to match. the room has cherry wood floors, vanity, and medicine cabinet frame. The tiles are natural stone in browns, beiges, rust, etc. and the paint will be a mossy green suade paint.

so i get moss green towels, and rust colored towels and bath sheets (super huge towels), hand towels, wash clothes. the three bathmats, a new toothbrush holder with a matching cup and little jar thing for q-tips or something.

and then i picked up a new pillow.





$348.97

i almost choked.
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that place super overcharges, you didn't know that. it's called taking it in the ass.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
that place super overcharges, you didn't know that. it's called taking it in the ass.
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yes, well driving 30 minutes to the mall (and a department store) wasn't much better.

plus, i got awesome towels.
 
Should have taken a 20% off coupon with you.

As if you didn't know that already.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
are they turkish towels made from 100% egyptian cotton?
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YES!! SUPIMA cotton (yeah, i don't know what that means either). the colors are RICH and beautiful, the bath sheets are HUGE, the towels are THICK and absorbant.

the rugs are the perfect size and match the towels AND the ralph lauren wall color.

its heaven with a toilet.
 
stilleto said:
YES!! SUPIMA cotton (yeah, i don't know what that means either). the colors are RICH and beautiful, the bath sheets are HUGE, the towels are THICK and absorbant.

the rugs are the perfect size and match the towels AND the ralph lauren wall color.

its heaven with a toilet.
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hot monkey sex to celebrate
 
I went to that place Monday because they were advertising a clearance sale.

First of all, I thought I was going to choke on the estrogen as soon as I walked in the door. I swear the air handling system pumps the room full of female hormones. That, and everything smelled like soap.

Two sets of full-size sheets (600 and 350) and a cheap mattress pad, and I was out $149.95. And that was marked down.

Next time I'm going to Kmart.



What's with those disgusting clear vinyl zipper bags that bed stuff always comes in these days? Do you bitches actually re-use that crap? Are your linen closets full of those little zipper bags?
 
Mr. dB said:
I went to that place Monday because they were advertising a clearance sale.

First of all, I thought I was going to choke on the estrogen as soon as I walked in the door. I swear the air handling system pumps the room full of female hormones. That, and everything smelled like soap.

Two sets of full-size sheets (600 and 350) and a cheap mattress pad, and I was out $149.95. And that was marked down.

Next time I'm going to Kmart.



What's with those disgusting clear vinyl zipper bags that bed stuff always comes in these days? Do you bitches actually re-use that crap? Are your linen closets full of those little zipper bags?
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nobody uses those things except for habitualho, who sews a strap on it and uses them as purses.

they put candles near the entrance to entice men into entering with the aroma of bergemot and vanilla.

i do the same thing with my "down there place".
 
Mr. dB said:
I went to that place Monday because they were advertising a clearance sale.

First of all, I thought I was going to choke on the estrogen as soon as I walked in the door. I swear the air handling system pumps the room full of female hormones. That, and everything smelled like soap.

Two sets of full-size sheets (600 and 350) and a cheap mattress pad, and I was out $149.95. And that was marked down.

Next time I'm going to Kmart.



What's with those disgusting clear vinyl zipper bags that bed stuff always comes in these days? Do you bitches actually re-use that crap? Are your linen closets full of those little zipper bags?
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next time try overstock.com
 
Mr. dB said:
What's with those disgusting clear vinyl zipper bags that bed stuff always comes in these days? Do you bitches actually re-use that crap? Are your linen closets full of those little zipper bags?
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I used them to the transportation of dismembered tricks.
 
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