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putting shit in the street
- Thread starter markshark
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yea the one time we had a broken lawn mower and i rolled it down the hill into the street as a car was comin and i figured it would go before the car got there but it didnt and the car hit it and got all fucked up and swerved into someones yard and there was shit flyin everywhere.
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i am what i am
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My 8th grade year at our bus stop, there was a tree that had these string bean looking things growing off the branches that were harder than rocks. We use to whip them at passing cars heading towards the high school. That all ended the day a woman actually got out of her car and grabbed a kid by the collar and reemed him out. When we got to school, our entire bus stop got sent to the principles office and we all got into trouble.
LMAO....remember " in house" suspensions???markshark said:
I had so many of those i was trying to get out house suspension but the school wasnt stupid. Had to sit in a desk and chill all day long. It sucked dick.
I remember in 10th grade i smoked a joint in the school bathroom...Still did not get suspended it sucked!
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Phaded
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i love it when cars park on the street right on bends on my street.. i drive by with a bat and remove their side mirrors..
fbodyguy02
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Damn you guys sh!t heads. My buddies used to put shit on a dollar bill and leave the dollar ont he gound and watch people pick it up! How nasty is that? I'd be pissed....
My husband told me a truly great (though horrible) story, it's worth sharing:
He was about 12 or 13 and attended private school for a couple of years. It was winter, and he and his buddy were making snowballs. They went over the top, made one so big one person could barely lift it ... now where they were was at a rather large embankment (about a 12 foot drop), that had a road curving around it, below. Can you envision this? The road makes about a 90 degree curve going around this little, I dunno, cliff face ...
Now it was getting close to dark ... and they could see cars as they were rounding the bend ... and they had this monster snowball ... being 13 year old boys what do you think they did?
Of course they got the bright idea of timing the throw with the oncoming headlights ... my dear husband said "NOW!" his buddy heaved and the snowball lofted and crashed RIGHT into the hood of ... guess what it was?
Cop.
They were quite smart, they quickly BACKED out of the scene, stepping into their tracks, and hightailed it back to the dorm. They got away with it, too.
As I said, classic, yet horrible.
He was about 12 or 13 and attended private school for a couple of years. It was winter, and he and his buddy were making snowballs. They went over the top, made one so big one person could barely lift it ... now where they were was at a rather large embankment (about a 12 foot drop), that had a road curving around it, below. Can you envision this? The road makes about a 90 degree curve going around this little, I dunno, cliff face ...
Now it was getting close to dark ... and they could see cars as they were rounding the bend ... and they had this monster snowball ... being 13 year old boys what do you think they did?
Of course they got the bright idea of timing the throw with the oncoming headlights ... my dear husband said "NOW!" his buddy heaved and the snowball lofted and crashed RIGHT into the hood of ... guess what it was?
Cop.
They were quite smart, they quickly BACKED out of the scene, stepping into their tracks, and hightailed it back to the dorm. They got away with it, too.
As I said, classic, yet horrible.
sublime35
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Angel said:
LOL the same exact thing happened to me...sorta. I was like 5 or 6 and me and a freind were throwing rocks across the street from my yard to his. Well this nice ass car came down the road, don't remember exactly what it was, I just know it was red, but I want to say it was a vette (don't remember, ran away too fast), but I kept throwing any ways, and the BAM, I hit the guys roof. I ran in to the house and locked myself in my room. The guy came to our door and my mom apologized, and he said it was ok.
digimon7068
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Angel said:
Chicks that throw rocks at cars are cooool.
string_bean00
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You guys are cool.
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jenscats5
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OMG at this thread.....when I was a kid - my parents house had a pond in the yard & I used to break the ice & use the pond skimming net to scoop out the ice & fling it into the street.....once hit a car's windshield.... 
c00per
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We used to put a house brick, standing up, on the sidewalk and then put a paper bag over it. Then just sit back and watch how many people would come along and kick the bag. I'm sure some of them must have broken a toe or something judging by how they hobbled away. The good old days. Always brings a smile to my face.
, & I'm sure we'll all meet in hell. 
We used to take firewood from peoples piles and scatter them across the street and watch people run them over and slam on the brakes. Once threw a log abput 5 inches thick and 8 feet long across one lane. First car to run it over was a cop. Fuggin ran like hell.
Anyone ever do the rope trick? Have people standing on both sides of the street and when the car comes pretend like you are pulling a rope tight right before the car hits it. Screeech! go the cars and we'd run like hell.
Good times.
Anyone ever do the rope trick? Have people standing on both sides of the street and when the car comes pretend like you are pulling a rope tight right before the car hits it. Screeech! go the cars and we'd run like hell.
Good times.
GoldenDelicious
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and we ask whats wrong with the kids nowadays 
