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[mrplunkey]

I am going to order a hundred of those stickers and cover my body with them. Go as a conservative republican this halloween.

As if you haven't already been sent a case of them from your parole officer. You probably got sent those stickers in roll stock.

 

[AAP]

Yeah, to hand out to the republicans that always seem to follow me into the public restrooms.

 

[mrplunkey]

Really? Would it be because I don't "fit in". You know, not at high school drop out, not living in poverty, not a product of unwed teenage incest?

Working hard to keep those stats up as some of the highest in the nation right?

Nope! You wouldn't get in because our state police now use this screening tool to keep out "undesirables". Clearly you'd match the profile and be denied entry (pun intended).

 

[mrplunkey]

Yeah, to hand out to the republicans that always seem to follow me into the public restrooms.

Maybe you set-off their Republican-dar. I've always heard those guys just "know" their own kind.

 

[AAP]

Would you like me to mail yours to you or would the tattoo on your forehead that your entire congregation has be sufficient enough.

 

[AAP]

Nope! You wouldn't get in because our state police now use this screening tool to keep out "undesirables". Clearly you'd match the profile and be denied entry (pun intended).

+ 2 for Obama.

Still pissed cause they turned you down huh?

Actually that link goes to a photo from Milano. So TN doesn't even have women that pretty there. I guess the unibrow look is rather common.

 

[mrplunkey]

Still pissed cause they turned you down huh?

Naw... no MO here. I avoid that stuff like the plague. I heard you can even catch it from a toilet seat now. I don't even listen to show tunes or watch figure men's figure skating just to make sure I'm not taking any chances.

 

[AAP]

Naw... no MO here. I avoid that stuff like the plague. I heard you can even catch it from a toilet seat now. I don't even listen to show tunes or watch figure men's figure skating just to make sure I'm not taking any chances.

Include exposure to churches and republicans in that group and you will have yourself covered from all angles.

You can always use track lighting, trailers, and false teeth to ward it off as well.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

would you like me to mail yours to you or would the tattoo on your forehead that your entire congregation has be sufficient enough.

lol.

 

[jnevin]

You bishes just need to fuck and get it over with.