Well i dont got no allergies - but damn i have a fine pair of puffy eyes. People think Ive got a black eye quite often (as my left is more puffy and darker than the right)
Ive looked into all sorts of remedies (havent tried them all) I think the theory behind pile cream would work as its used to reduce swelling in the butt hole.
Apparantly drinking a lot more water can reduce it as it can be due to water retention.
(you might notice how eyes are a lot more puffier after a night on the drink)
I recently bought some cucumber pad things which seem to work.
Also cotton soaked in cold milk is supposed to relieve it due to the lactose content.
God, i think im gay.
Actually - no.