Puddle Monkey Appreciation Thread

[all the whey]

 

[NEO1]

Where do I sign up to be a member?

 

[Beachboy6294]

LMAO!!! That was awesome!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

He's a good egg, despite the fact that he has me on ignore.

I took you off ignore when the sig was shortened foolio.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I took you off ignore when the sig was shortened foolio.

 

[Beachboy6294]

What up monkey

 

[puddlemonkey]

What up monkey

Monkey is all showered up and about to go cruising for chicks.

 

[the_alcatraz]

fixed.

Monkey is all showered up and about to go cruising for trannies.

 

[SaladFork]

Monkey is all showered up and about to go cruising for chicks.

BURNSIDE!! Go pick on some skate punk chicks.

 

[puddlemonkey]

At my age I take what I can get.

 

[the_alcatraz]

you sound like you're 55.

At my age I take what I can get.

 

[WhistleBritches]

hes the best

 

[the_alcatraz]

He's a good bro...when he's not too busy bustin my balls

hes the best

 

[Beachboy6294]

At my age I take what I can get.

As much as gas cost you should not waste your time and just stay home and spank the monkey!!


Hey I told you this thread would get long cause everybody loves a monkey

 

[DannoMight]

I'd spank the monkey. puddle that is......

 

[the_alcatraz]

you call "it" monkey?

I'd spank the monkey. puddle that is......

 

[Beachboy6294]

you call "it" monkey?

You've never heard spank the monkey Traz?

 

[the_alcatraz]

I'm not familiar with such derogatory diction

nope can't say that I have...

You've never heard spank the monkey Traz?

 

[Beachboy6294]

I'm not familiar with such derogatory diction

nope can't say that I have...

You do know what it means? We use to say that in the Army all the time

 

[the_alcatraz]

yes, I've figured what it means in this thread...lol

You do know what it means? We use to say that in the Army all the time

 

[Beachboy6294]

yes, I've figured what it means in this thread...lol

 

[the_alcatraz]

Puddles looks good in that picture...

 

[Beachboy6294]

Puddles looks good in that picture...

Here he is spanking the monkey

and he's out driving around wasting gas and money!

 

[the_alcatraz]

rofl!

Here he is spanking the monkey

and he's out driving around wasting gas and money!

 

[Kano]

He is a good bro ... Much love

 

[Beachboy6294]

He is a good bro ... Much love

I think he's a punk

 

[Beachboy6294]

Who wants to bet K that puddles doesn't get laid tonight?

 

[calveless wonder]

Who wants to bet K that puddles doesn't get laid tonight?

he will.

just not by a human.

he bats 1.000 with the poultry

 

[calveless wonder]

but he only fucks the tiny chickens so they can actually feel it

 

[Beachboy6294]

but he only fucks the tiny chickens so they can actually feel it

Are you sure I heard he likes it doggie style

 

[puddlemonkey]

Who wants to bet K that puddles doesn't get laid tonight?

I didn't, but I did meet a heroin addict that was pretty cute. Why complete strangers feel the need to tell me their problems I'll never know. She got hooked 3 weeks ago and now its all she thinks about.

 

[Beachboy6294]

I didn't, but I did meet a heroin addict that was pretty cute. Why complete strangers feel the need to tell me their problems I'll never know. She got hooked 3 weeks ago and now its all she thinks about.

She want look good for much longer you better hit it like right now! lol
I had a girl telling me saturday night to that I just met how she loves methadone and oxy's I was like WTF you don't even know who I am and your telling me all this!

 

[puddlemonkey]

She want look good for much longer you better hit it like right now! lol
I had a girl telling me saturday night to that I just met how she loves methadone and oxy's I was like WTF you don't even know who I am and your telling me all this!

I don't take anything stronger than hydrocodone now. Thats all I really need if I'm in pain.

 

[Beachboy6294]

I don't take anything stronger than hydrocodone now. Thats all I really need if I'm in pain.

I can't take any kind of pain pill anymore cause it leads to bad things!

 

[puddlemonkey]

sleep meds....

kciking


in..,

 

[Beachboy6294]

sleep meds....

kciking


in..,

Good I can post these pics after your asleep!

 

[Arabian]

I love Monkeypud

 

[crazyjoe]

he's the best!

 

[Mavafanculo]

 

[the_alcatraz]

I'll buy you a non-alcoholic malt beverage

 

[Kano]

I'll buy you a non-alcoholic malt beverage

root beer

 

[the_alcatraz]

what kind?

root beer

 

[Beachboy6294]

puddles where you at bro? It seems like alot of people actually like you on EF!

 

[Lestat]

he's a good bro

 

[Beachboy6294]

Puddles still must be at work

 

[Kano]

Puddles still must be at work

how he loves monkeys so much is the only thing that scares me

 

[the_alcatraz]

he's a good guy...a little old but evidently still full of cum

 

[SaladFork]

Puddles still must be at work

Was inventory at the grocery store, that have his ass working late.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I built two ellipticals today, yay me! Feels good to actually accomplish something at work for once.

 

[Beachboy6294]

Was inventory at the grocery store, that have his ass working late.

Does he bag groceries at Whole Foods? Paper or plastic?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Does he bag groceries at Whole Foods?

Uhhh... You should pick a grocery store we actually have around here.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Crap, store locater shows there's one less than a mile from my house

 

[Beachboy6294]

Crap, store locater shows there's one less than a mile from my house

Lol!!!!!

WTH are you doing? lol My box was full from getting like 20 messages from you with 4 K's in each one!! lol

 

[the_alcatraz]

what's goin on in here?

 

[hurricane]

puddles is the man .. 100 grand

 

[the_alcatraz]

puddles is the man .. 100 grand

 

[Beachboy6294]

Puddles is driving by skidrow right now

 

[Kano]

ricky was a young boy , he had a heart of stone lived nine to five and worked his fingers to the bone

 

[puddlemonkey]

Lol!!!!!

WTH are you doing? lol My box was full from getting like 20 messages from you with 4 K's in each one!! lol

I was hoping you were surfing EF at that time. Those pop up are annoying, especially when there are many of them.

 

[Kano]

I was hoping you were surfing EF at that time. Those pop up are annoying, especially when there are many of them.

what you eat for dinner bro

 

[GUARDIAN]

a little late but in!

 

[Beachboy6294]

I was hoping you were surfing EF at that time. Those pop up are annoying, especially when there are many of them.

I really thought EF made a mistake!!! lol

 

[Kano]

a little late but in!

gllad to see ya bro

 

[dabuffguy]

a little late but in!

look at your swole ass all up in this shit!

how's it going bro?

 

[Kano]

muscle bound asses shaped like boxes

 

[GUARDIAN]

look at your swole ass all up in this shit!

how's it going bro?

its all good. just watching the game. i need boston to win or lose by less than 10.

 

[puddlemonkey]

what you eat for dinner bro

Haven't had it yet, west coaster here. I eat late.

 

[dabuffguy]

Haven't had it yet, west coaster here. I eat late.

Hiya buddy!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Hiya buddy!

Alter!

 

[dabuffguy]

its all good. just watching the game. i need boston to win or lose by less than 10.

Good to hear bro. Kickin it and relaxin is good. I was going for boston as wel, but I don't really care that much.

 

[Beachboy6294]

Haven't had it yet, west coaster here. I eat late.

What's for dinner tonight?

 

[gonelifting]

Yeah, good guy. He's no ceo, but a good guy indeed.

 

[javaguru]

Yeah, good guy. He's no ceo, but a good guy indeed.

He would be a good daddy....maybe he'll adopt darwin...

 

[gonelifting]

He would be a good daddy....maybe he'll adopt darwin...

Adopt? Why, he can't have kids?

 

[javaguru]

Adopt? Why, he can't have kids?

HR need a baby daddy...

 

[Beachboy6294]

I told HR I would be her babies daddy if she made blackberry cobbler for me

 

[the_alcatraz]

In.

 

[Beachboy6294]

This is what puddles look like when he's about to get his sexy on

 

[Kano]

hot

 

[the_alcatraz]

This is what puddles look like when he's about to get his sexy on

olololololollololollolo

 

[Beachboy6294]

olololololollololollolo

puddles is bringing sexy back

 

[the_alcatraz]

tonight?

puddles is bringing sexy back

 

[javaguru]

puddles is bringing sexy back

Are you saying he's a Timberlake?

 

[the_alcatraz]

Are you saying he's a Timberlake?

Oh noooo

 

[Beachboy6294]

No this is him bringing it back
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/...j8dawg/sexy.jpg

 

[the_alcatraz]

pwnd bro

No this is him bringing it back
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/...j8dawg/sexy.jpg

 

[Beachboy6294]

Yea here he is bringing sexy back

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

love the monkey

 

[the_alcatraz]

ololololololololhaspuddlesseenthisyet?ololoolol

 

[Beachboy6294]

ololololololololhaspuddlesseenthisyet?ololoolol

lololololololololidontthinksolololololol

 

[the_alcatraz]

olololololwherethefuckishe?ollolololol

lololololololololidontthinksolololololol

 

[Beachboy6294]

olololololwherethefuckishe?ollolololol

I don't think he likes the pic

 

[puddlemonkey]

Yea here he is bringing sexy back

 

[Beachboy6294]

WTF is that?!

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

I'll make sure of that!!! lol

Man. Ninjas will do that shit too. Happened to me atleast twice.

Do yo uknow how hard it is to find a new family?

 

[Beachboy6294]

Man. Ninjas will do that shit too. Happened to me atleast twice.

Do yo uknow how hard it is to find a new family?

 

[Cal_21]

Hi puddle buddy!

 

[Beachboy6294]

Puddles where are you buddy I need a laugh bad!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Puddles where are you buddy I need a laugh bad!!!

lol you keep bumping this and eventually they'll lock it

 

[puddlemonkey]

Puddles where are you buddy I need a laugh bad!!!

I'm too tired to make funnies today