protien farts

[medrep]

my wife just told me i'm sleeping in the guest room tonight. just thought I would share that.

 

[TheRide]

Try this... pull the covers up - BLAST AWAY and then stuff her UNDER the covers...

 

[Recruit]

Try pickled eggs and tuna fish...she'll make you get a room...

 

[Phaded]

Try this... pull the covers up - BLAST AWAY and then stuff her UNDER the covers...

I ALWAYS DO THAT SHIT..

 

[Ulter]

Take Ginger Root

 

[el_cubano]

im laughing so hard...they smell so good!

 

[medrep]

Try this... pull the covers up - BLAST AWAY and then stuff her UNDER the covers...

last time i gave her a dutch oven she kicked me in the balls

 

[macrophage69alpha]

Take Ginger Root

^^

 

[growthspurt]

Beano!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[riverrock]

I let the mother of all farts rip in bed last night. I would have got away with it too except the Mrs lifted the sheets to give me a cuddle and then the worst smell on planet earth filled the room. I didn't exactly help the mood by finding it hysterically funny either!!!!

 

[jerichohill]

Beano works like a charm. We have a bro I work with that will blow us out of the bunkroom when he drinks a certain protein drink!

L8R, J

 

[digit0x]

I ALWAYS DO THAT SHIT..

HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[instant.muscle]

this is great thread, made my day, wish i was married lol

 

[lesarin]

Nothing like having to walk out of a customers house to let one OFF.
Egg's,Tunafish,Milk,whey is a Deadly combination.

 

[VascularitY]

thats the ugliest fucking dog I have ever seen!

 

[needtogetaas]

i get them all the time.shit myself to.

 

[medrep]

i get them all the time.shit myself to.

wet farts suck
especially in scrubs

 

[lesarin]

thats the ugliest fucking dog I have ever seen!

Yep. he was crowned that. RIP died in 2005.

 

[VascularitY]

dam man that sucks sorry to hear it, dont know what imma do when my dog kicks it

 

[e6er]

You know it's bad when you pass some gas and both of your cats scurry out of the room.

 

[Phaded]

i love cupping farts and releasing right in my girls face..

 

[CO B-man]

My god man whats more important to you your body or your wife? Get a damned divorce you can not have your cake and eat it too! (I'm kidding) I feel her pain I can barely live with myself some days!!

 

[nuevo laredo]

I get gas from just unscrewing the top to a container of protein powder.

 

[Naeem]

haha, you guys ever consider you may be lactose intolerant?

I used to get nuclear farts too, until I figured out why. Ive seen quite a few lactose free/low proteins now, thank god.
Cheaper proteins + regular milk = baddddd

 

[TheRide]

I ALWAYS DO THAT SHIT..

Dude, if you share your bed w/the chic in your avatar.... then your a good, good man!

 

[SgtSlaughter]

haha, you guys ever consider you may be lactose intolerant?

^^^ RIGHT THERE!!!

... figuring that out fixed me

Lactose free milk ONLY from now on.

I tried ginger root, beano, gas-ex (lololo) ect... everything first... it was the lactose all along