Burning_Inside
Elite Mentor
So here I was sittin in the break room at work yesterday...
Opening up my bag containing my bottles of whey, water, and whole grain bread slices while 5 of my co workers watched..
Yeah you know where this is going by now don't you...
I immediately start getting picked on, with questions being asked about why I eat that stuff, why it's the same thing for lunch every day, why I eat just plain whole grain bread slices...
I do my best to explain the facts of dieting and bulking and maintenance calories and explain that I'm dieting.
I then get told I'm going to look like a holocaust victim, that I'm stupid because all I eat is carbs all day(WTF?!), that if I want to lose fat I should be lifting instead, etc etc. I do my best to explain the macronutient profile to no avail
Then some laid back new guy opens his mouth and says "Yeah protein's bad".
And that just about did it.
The rest of his words were drowned out in a sickening sea of noise that was formed as the rest of the co workers voices made more and more comments and jokes and cracks about my diet and exercise habits. At this time, I was in what can only be described as a vertigo of unbridled fury. My vision clouded. I heard nothing. I felt odd. I was anxious. Was this death?
I was numb. I saw red. I felt warm
I still remember the look on the older guy's face right before my body erupted onto a crimson avatar of burning death.
I had snapped. The fury of hell hath come forth and posessed my form to wreak vengeance on those who would ridicule and mock my dieting habits. I knew one day this day would come. I feared this day. Until now. Releasing all this anger...and seeing those poor fools' faces light up with horror as they try to run...then seeing their eyeballs pop from the heat...Their faces melt...Their jaws fall off as the muscles desintegrate from their frame, leaving their empty skulls there perched on their torsos for a brief instant to pass a hollow, lifeless gaze towards "me", before they fell to the ground in a smouldering heap of charred calcium...It was bliss. My soul was burning inside of me. And I feared it no more.
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OK well all of that was true up until the transformation part of course.
I love having people who know jack squat about nutrition and exercise tell me my diet and exercise habits are foolish. Makes me hate people even more than I do now.
Opening up my bag containing my bottles of whey, water, and whole grain bread slices while 5 of my co workers watched..
Yeah you know where this is going by now don't you...
I immediately start getting picked on, with questions being asked about why I eat that stuff, why it's the same thing for lunch every day, why I eat just plain whole grain bread slices...
I do my best to explain the facts of dieting and bulking and maintenance calories and explain that I'm dieting.
I then get told I'm going to look like a holocaust victim, that I'm stupid because all I eat is carbs all day(WTF?!), that if I want to lose fat I should be lifting instead, etc etc. I do my best to explain the macronutient profile to no avail
Then some laid back new guy opens his mouth and says "Yeah protein's bad".
And that just about did it.
The rest of his words were drowned out in a sickening sea of noise that was formed as the rest of the co workers voices made more and more comments and jokes and cracks about my diet and exercise habits. At this time, I was in what can only be described as a vertigo of unbridled fury. My vision clouded. I heard nothing. I felt odd. I was anxious. Was this death?
I was numb. I saw red. I felt warm
I still remember the look on the older guy's face right before my body erupted onto a crimson avatar of burning death.
I had snapped. The fury of hell hath come forth and posessed my form to wreak vengeance on those who would ridicule and mock my dieting habits. I knew one day this day would come. I feared this day. Until now. Releasing all this anger...and seeing those poor fools' faces light up with horror as they try to run...then seeing their eyeballs pop from the heat...Their faces melt...Their jaws fall off as the muscles desintegrate from their frame, leaving their empty skulls there perched on their torsos for a brief instant to pass a hollow, lifeless gaze towards "me", before they fell to the ground in a smouldering heap of charred calcium...It was bliss. My soul was burning inside of me. And I feared it no more.
****************************************************
OK well all of that was true up until the transformation part of course.
I love having people who know jack squat about nutrition and exercise tell me my diet and exercise habits are foolish. Makes me hate people even more than I do now.
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