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I gotten bad right now. Best gas of my life 
Sorry I had to post this
Sorry I had to post this
Protein Farts
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Delinquent
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now are they the silent but deadly type that just gives you an image of what a New York sewer would be like or are they the "what the fuck was that" type?
The Man Child
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Both, I have the best of both worlds...I'm still waiting on the explosive shitz though!!!
Ahh the price to pay for being a huge fucker!!
Ahh the price to pay for being a huge fucker!!
Buffalo Joe
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just wait till your out somewhere or driving and there is no shitter to be found. then when you do find one its closed that is the worst feeling because you start to relax a bit and think YES i have made it. I have first hand knowledge in this. Had to drive to 4 gas stations before finding open shitter. just yesterday i was at a store that wouldnt let me use theirs so had to go to CJ's and go of course you have to pay $0.25 to get in and i barely made it after waiting in line for change.
bigwillster
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Fart in your car and roll up the window. The best!
Delinquent
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Or pull the sheets over your girl in bed after you do it. 
bigwillster
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Word!!Delinquent said:Or pull the sheets over your girl in bed after you do it.
Haha, I tried to do that to my girl once and shit my pants. not cool, dont try to force one when your taking alotta protien and creatine. She just laughed at me but atleast she didnt think "that" much less of me, lol. if she did that to me I would never look at her the same again!
Don't think I'm a nasty fuck, I'm sure if it hasnt happened to you it will.
Don't think I'm a nasty fuck, I'm sure if it hasnt happened to you it will.
bigwillster said:
my best friend/broly/co-hort in higher acts of foolishness pulled this very same move on me 2 weeks ago; thought i was gonna HURL!!! had tears coming out of my eyes, was swerving all over the road, gasping, trying to gulp air from the dashboard vents and hurl loose items in the car at him. male bonding at it's best!!
i got him back the next morning with one so greasy and loud it woke him outta a very deep sleep!! how his wife puts up with the two of us in the same room is a mystery to me.
payback is a bitch, broly!
