Proof that JESUS SAVES!!!

[HS Lifter]

http://myspace-176.vo.llnwd.net/00744/67/16/744636176_l.gif

 

[H_T_]

..........

 

[Lestat]

lol

 

[silverfish]

Sick...LMFAO...you're gonna burn in hell...

 

[UA_Iron]

You go to the church, you kiss the cross
You will be saved at any cost
You have your own reality
Christianity
You spend your life just kissing ass
A trait that's grown as time has passed
You think the world will end today
You praise the Lord, it's all you say

Jesus saves, listen to you pray
You think you'll see the pearly gates
When death takes you away

For all respect you cannot lust
In an invisible man you place your trust
Indirect dependency
Eternal attempt at amnesty
He will decide who lives and dies
Depopulate Satanas rise
You will be an accessory
Irreverence and blasphemy

[LEAD: KING]

Jesus saves, no need to pray
The gates of pearl have turned to gold
It seems you've lost your way​

 

[Wulfgar]

i almost sprayed Diet coke all over my computer screen when i opened that

 

[HS Lifter]

Just when you think Jesus is out of position, he pulls off the miracle save!!!

 

[silverfish]

Just when you think Jesus is out of position, he pulls off the miracle save!!!

He's kinda famous for that.

 

[HS Lifter]

He's kinda famous for that.

He got me. I didn't think he would be able to recover and block the shot.

 

[HS Lifter]

http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1617424_1,00.jpg

That guy has nothing on jesus.

 

[RADAR]

I'll stick to lifesavers


RADAR

 

[curling]

It sure is funny how ya'll are always talking about somebody you don't believe in. Why not make fun of Santa Clause?

 

[jestro]

It sure is funny how ya'll are always talking about somebody you don't believe in. Why not make fun of Santa Clause?

Trust me, if millions of grownups believed in Santa, there would be plenty of jokes.

 

[HS Lifter]

Trust me, if millions of grownups believed in Santa, there would be plenty of jokes.

Bingo.

Common sense these days.........

 

[UA_Iron]

 

[UA_Iron]

 

[HiDnGoD]

Well. Ya know, he never scored.

 

[HiDnGoD]

It sure is funny how ya'll are always talking about somebody you don't believe in. Why not make fun of Santa Clause?

He's next. As soon as the build a church in his Honour.