Professional wingman salary

[lartinos]

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I will look into this. I could just go out and party and find drunken bishes to give to my client. Did it for my friend on NYE with that drunk chick who bit me.

 

[calveless wonder]

or that dude could just get a friend who's good with girls.

total cost = his shots for the night

 

[shrimp poboy]

bro get over yourself really

 

[lartinos]

or that dude could just get a friend who's good with girls.

total cost = his shots for the night

My friend has a friend that actually does this. That's how I knew to look up the salary. He only does it on weekends..

 

[calveless wonder]

my friend's have no game whatsoever or are in relationships already...except my one best friend, who is basically my arch rival in everything already.

we're terrible together at picking up girls. our personalities are too alike and we have a natural tendency to try and be the dominant one, so there's no wingman chemistry. You would think since we both are decent looking, can make people laugh and both have alot of charimsa we'd be a great team, but no.we each do really well on solo missions

 

[lartinos]

my friend's have no game whatsoever or are in relationships already...except my one best friend, who is basically my arch rival in everything already.

we're terrible together at picking up girls. our personalities are too alike and we have a natural tendency to try and be the dominant one. we each do better on solo missions

I have one friend who's a good wingman, for the reasons you just said. We have much different personalities, I'm always the one to go up to the random chicks and start things off. Then I introduce him and it goes from there..

 

[string_bean00]

my best wingman ever wore this baseball cap with a giant stuffed walleye sticking out of it and chicks would be all drunk and grab at the fish and he'd start conversation being his goofy ass self and then'd introduce them to his ripply muscly friend (me).

 

[PICK3]

I have one friend who's a good wingman, for the reasons you just said. We have much different personalities, I'm always the one to go up to the random chicks and start things off. Then I introduce him and it goes from there..

SP drags a wingmo to The OZ and Cutters

 

[calveless wonder]

my best wingman ever wore this baseball cap with a giant stuffed walleye sticking out of it and chicks would be all drunk and grab at the fish and he'd start conversation being his goofy ass self and then'd introduce them to his ripply muscly friend (me).

i think we'd be a good team.

you can bang all the really drunk ones and i'll bang all the really stuckup rich girls

we'll draw straws on the really drunk stuckup rich girls

 

[-Ariel-]

I'm sorry fellas, I"m the ultimate wingman... fuck john stockton got nothing on me, fucking killah crossover then no look dish that makes 80's Magic look stale,
Fuck Jerry Maguire...nobody sells like Me, just gotta getta feel for the dude... sides, I don't think the CW Lart combo would work, its like having Iverson and Kobe on the same team, U guys will first try to dish, then one of U's ego's will get stoked, and then its fuck the plan and then U both start hoisting...
Fuck the assist for me is almost as good as the kill, as long as I'm already hooked up like I am now, egoless I ain't.

 

[calveless wonder]

I'm sorry fellas, I"m the ultimate wingman... fuck john stockton got nothing on me, fucking killah crossover then no look dish that makes 80's Magic look stale,
Fuck Jerry Maguire...nobody sells like Me, just gotta getta feel for the dude... sides, I don't think the CW Lart combo would work, its like having Iverson and Kobe on the same team, U guys will first try to dish, then one of U's ego's will get stoked, and then its fuck the plan and then U both start hoisting...
Fuck the assist for me is almost as good as the kill, as long as I'm already hooked up like I am now, egoless I ain't.

hahaa, you just described me and my boy

 

[-Ariel-]

hahaa, you just described me and my boy

I can see that, U are a tween C-Dub- but, more sniper than wingman...
I just like persuasion, in any form, I love it hooked on it, if I wasn't so dorked out on integration Psychiartry I would've loved to be a sports agent.
However, shit I would love to see U and Lart go head to head over a chic... hell, PDaddy... oohhh.... shallow thread idea... LOL
Fuck Now I feel like the editor for Cosmo.

 

[txbondsman]

there's no wing-man that can hold a candle to a good wing-girl. period. end of story. unfortunately, they don't come along very often.

 

[calveless wonder]

there's no wing-man that can hold a candle to a good wing-girl. period. end of story. unfortunately, they don't come along very often.

so true.spoken like a true pimp




























btw, what was the great depression like?

 

[txbondsman]

so true.spoken like a true pimp

been there, done that Sonny boy, you aught to listen more to what I have to say, and less to crooked cap, Afflicted shirt wearin fools you hang with.

btw, what was the great depression like?

which one, like when my Columbian friend got busted or when they outlawed X, those BOTH sucked major donkey dicks at the time...

but then I found co-ed kickball and all was well.....

 

[lartinos]

So the guy who I dumped that drunk chick off to just called me and said no lie, "wanna come and hnag out with these chicks... I need a wingman" So I'm going to some local bar/lounge I've never been to.

 

[-Ariel-]

there's no wing-man that can hold a candle to a good wing-girl. period. end of story. unfortunately, they don't come along very often.

Yeah officially no need to apply for the job after this truth...

 

[string_bean00]

i think we'd be a good team.

you can bang all the really drunk ones and i'll bang all the really stuckup rich girls

we'll draw straws on the really drunk stuckup rich girls

hell I'll let you take the drunk stuckup rich girl as long as there is anything doable in range

quantity over quality

 

[Sub-Zero]

i dont need a wingman. i go on solo missions, and neg thefuck out of bitches. once i find one who slaps me across the face, i know im in for a violent night of rough sex

true story

 

[string_bean00]

i dont need a wingman. i go on solo missions, and neg thefuck out of bitches. once i find one who slaps me across the face, i know im in for a violent night of rough sex

true story

Well then you better post details because that kind of turned me on.

 

[Razorguns]

Best wingman on the planet?

a hot chick.

There u go.

r

 

[jackangel]

lol at neg. i want a report from subz on this shit errr week.

 

[txbondsman]

Best wingman on the planet?

a hot chick.

There u go.

r

I had this FWB hawtie chick when I lived in Houston, she had a BF, and we'd get together when we could. We went to the same clubs, and when she was with the BF, she'd hook me up with the hawtest chicks in the clubs.
Funny story, always makes me laugh: We were at a club one night, I was talking to a table full of girls, some hawt some nawt, you know how it goes. She and the BF were standing pretty close, but she walked up anyway and started talking. I didn't know the girls so I couldn't introduce her. But she talked for a minute, then bent down to me and cupped my balls and just held them, she looked at the girls and said, "This is the best lover I've ever had, if one of yall doesn't take him home, you'll be missing out." LMAO
She just smiled at them and walked the couple of feet back to her BF. I was just a tad bit shocked, and didn't know how the girls would take it. You know, I was ALOT more interesting to them after that.
She was really cool, best winggirl I ever had.

 

[housemusik83]

I had this FWB hawtie chick when I lived in Houston, she had a BF, and we'd get together when we could. We went to the same clubs, and when she was with the BF, she'd hook me up with the hawtest chicks in the clubs.
Funny story, always makes me laugh: We were at a club one night, I was talking to a table full of girls, some hawt some nawt, you know how it goes. She and the BF were standing pretty close, but she walked up anyway and started talking. I didn't know the girls so I couldn't introduce her. But she talked for a minute, then bent down to me and cupped my balls and just held them, she looked at the girls and said, "This is the best lover I've ever had, if one of yall doesn't take him home, you'll be missing out." LMAO
She just smiled at them and walked the couple of feet back to her BF. I was just a tad bit shocked, and didn't know how the girls would take it. You know, I was ALOT more interesting to them after that.
She was really cool, best winggirl I ever had.

hahahaha, so what happens after that????

 

[lartinos]

Kinda alike what RG said, being seen with a hot chick is your best bet.

 

[txbondsman]

hahahaha, so what happens after that????

Bro, when I have it "laid" out like that, I'm no CW, I closed the deal.