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Professional question for Myway

Raptorex

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If you had a guy (say Pick3), and his penis was caught in the vacuum hose. How would you handle the situation?
 
Lol. Well, I would probably cut the hose from the vaccum and take it all with me to the hospital(after about 45 minutes of pointing and laughing...and picture taking with the local police and fire dept). I would prolly give him some Morphine if he was in pain or some Versed if he was hella anxious over the whole deal. But that's just because I'm nice like that.
 
myway said:
Lol. Well, I would probably cut the hose from the vaccum and take it all with me to the hospital(after about 45 minutes of pointing and laughing...and picture taking with the local police and fire dept). I would prolly give him some Morphine if he was in pain or some Versed if he was hella anxious over the whole deal. But that's just because I'm nice like that.
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That would be one solution, how about if his wife didn't know, would she need to be called? If so, how would you explain it. Also, has this ever happened.
 
Actually, I did get a call for one of the local news men(a weather forecaster) with a BRUT bottle stuck in his butt.... :rolleyes:
 
mightymouse69 said:
That would be one solution, how about if his wife didn't know, would she need to be called? If so, how would you explain it. Also, has this ever happened.
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I would only call his wife if he wanted me to call her. That's the great thing about paramedics. We can't tell ANYONE ANYTHING if the patient does not tell us it's OK. Even if she called and asked, I couldn't even tell her if I had ever been to the house.
 
Say if a guy called you (MM69) and said his penis hurts, and you undress him and even with your brightest light and strongest magnifying glass you couldn't see anything that resembled a penis.

What would you do?
 
I saw a show where a dude got his wang stuck in a outside hotel hottub jet. I think the fire dept had to tear apart a good chunk of it.
 
myway said:
I would only call his wife if he wanted me to call her. That's the great thing about paramedics. We can't tell ANYONE ANYTHING if the patient does not tell us it's OK. Even if she called and asked, I couldn't even tell her if I had ever been to the house.
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Yes Hipaa rocksa
 
PICK3 said:
Say if a guy called you (MM69) and said his penis hurts, and you undress him and even with your brightest light and strongest magnifying glass you couldn't see anything that resembled a penis.

What would you do?
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I would tell him I needed to take a look at the hurt penis and ask him where he keeps it. I would also ask about medication(looking for psych. meds) history.
 
vansmack2000 said:
I saw a show where a dude got his wang stuck in a outside hotel hottub jet. I think the fire dept had to tear apart a good chunk of it.
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Pick3 was fine after a few weeks.
 
myway said:
I would tell him I needed to take a look at the hurt penis and ask him where he keeps it. I would also ask about medication(looking for psych. meds) history.
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In another words, I am hot for him and would likely get his phone #.
 
HumanTarget said:
any large household objects lodged in the ass stories?
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Well, there was a man with a large dog toy in his butt. After the doc removed it.... he asked if he could have it back.
And a little over a year ago-
This chick on a TON of meth got "stuck" on the gear shift of her car.... :Popcorn:
 
HumanTarget said:
is it possible to sever a penis if a girl sneezes during oral?
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A friend of mine is a EMT and rolled up on a motor vehicle accident. Some chick was giving the driver head before the crash and she ended up lodged under the firewall.
 
myway said:
Lol. Well, I would probably cut the hose from the vaccum and take it all with me to the hospital(after about 45 minutes of pointing and laughing...and picture taking with the local police and fire dept). I would prolly give him some Morphine if he was in pain or some Versed if he was hella anxious over the whole deal. But that's just because I'm nice like that.
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what if his penis was super long and you acidentally cut off the end of his penis?
 
myway said:
No, but close. I'm a Paramedic. Only about 2 years difference. I was an EMT for about 2 years....... good tymes. :Popcorn:
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oh cool. I was thinking about doing EMT classes but it never happened.

The closest I've come is my CPR/AED certification :)
 
That's cool. Don't worry. EMT's don't make much money so u didn't miss out on a whole lot. Sure, u would have seen some cool stuff but that gets old real fast.
Everyone should know CPR. And anyone who does- check the new guidelines. CPR just changed and it makes a HUGE difference. U would not BELEIVE how much of a difference CORRECT cpr can make. If I get called to a cardiac arrest and my dispatcher says pre-arrivals are in progress(that means someone is doing cpr) my heart beats a little faster and I get excited. These are the peeps we usually get back. If someone codes and has no cpr until we get there.... even if we get there fast- we almost NEVER get them back.
 
myway said:
That's cool. Don't worry. EMT's don't make much money so u didn't miss out on a whole lot. Sure, u would have seen some cool stuff but that gets old real fast.
Everyone should know CPR. And anyone who does- check the new guidelines. CPR just changed and it makes a HUGE difference. U would not BELEIVE how much of a difference CORRECT cpr can make. If I get called to a cardiac arrest and my dispatcher says pre-arrivals are in progress(that means someone is doing cpr) my heart beats a little faster and I get excited. These are the peeps we usually get back. If someone codes and has no cpr until we get there.... even if we get there fast- we almost NEVER get them back.
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yeah, the new CPR method was refined at the UofA ;)

I'm certified under the old way.
 
UA_Iron said:
yeah, the new CPR method was refined at the UofA ;)

I'm certified under the old way.
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I honestly don't care about what "certification" to hold. Just do it right. Teach the peeps around u how to do it right. I know a lot of losers with current certs. and they STILL do it wrong. :)
 
myway said:
Actually, I did get a call for one of the local news men(a weather forecaster) with a BRUT bottle stuck in his butt.... :rolleyes:
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brut? who the f**k still wears brut?? i didn't even know they made that shit anymore. . . :rolleyes:
 
myway said:
I honestly don't care about what "certification" to hold. Just do it right. Teach the peeps around u how to do it right. I know a lot of losers with current certs. and they STILL do it wrong. :)
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Link please, I was volunteering at the Salvation Army last week and we had to call 911, I felt helpless, also risk of transmission was high.
 
myway said:
I honestly don't care about what "certification" to hold. Just do it right. Teach the peeps around u how to do it right. I know a lot of losers with current certs. and they STILL do it wrong. :)
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somebody do ventilations and somebody do compressions. 2 and 5 and 1 and 15 don't matter.
 
mightymouse69 said:
Link please, I was volunteering at the Salvation Army last week and we had to call 911, I felt helpless, also risk of transmission was high.
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www,americanheart.org
enter your zip code on this site. They will direct u to the closest training facility. Thanx for your concern, btw.
 
rykertest said:
somebody do ventilations and somebody do compressions. 2 and 5 and 1 and 15 don't matter.
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Just a couple of months back, they changed it to 30 compressions. AND do them A LOT faster. That's basically it but they have found it makes a big difference.
 
Wow I cannot believe some of the messed up stuff you have witnessed. I would have a hard time not laughing if I saw anyone with any weird objects in their holes.
 
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