Probably old, but whatever.

[jnevin]

A guy walks into his living room carrying a very well groomed fluffy white sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you're not around."

His wife is sitting there and says, "That is a sheep, not a pig you dumb ass."

He responds, "Shut up!! I wasn't talking to you."

 

[from zero]

lol

 

[buffer1]

A guy walks into his living room carrying a very well groomed fluffy white sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you're not around."

His wife is sitting there and says, "That is a sheep, not a pig you dumb ass."

He responds, "Shut up!! I wasn't talking to you."

lol good one

 

[jestros]

awescum

 

[SoKlueles]

LOL that was cute
even for u

 

[jnevin]

LOL that was cute
even for u

You're off my Christmas card list.

 

[SoKlueles]

You're off my Christmas card list.

dang no
you promised me some chocolate

 

[jnevin]

dang no
you promised me some chocolate

It was Appalacian chocolate. I was planning on putting mud into a Walmart candy box.

 

[SoKlueles]

It was Appalacian chocolate. I was planning on putting mud into a Walmart candy box.