Mommakin, I'm in love... Too bad you're married! You are right, though, why don't chicks make an effort to learn how to do it right? I've had to train almost every girl I've had, with the exception of one (guess someone else did it for me with her!!)..
I dunno, Salami. But, if you really wanna be useful, shut your trap and whip your salami out! It's obvious your mouth doesn't work, but, there may be hope for your dick!