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Potential v. Reality

Manu

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A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment.
He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the
difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll show
you the difference. Go ask your mother if she would sleep
with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure
out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if
someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with
Robert Redford?"

His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile
on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I
would."

Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if
someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad
Pitt?"

His sister looks up and says, "Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've
figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million
bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whores."
 
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